'I've never heard so much disgraceful music as I've heard on the radio this year at Christmas time.'

[Bluebear]

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

I've never heard so much disgraceful music as I've heard on the radio this year at Christmas time. It's sickening. Many Christmas songs have a rock music beat, others are sang by known homosexuals, some songs are sang so fast that it's utterly annoying. There's songs about wanting front teeth back for Christmas, going on a sleigh ride...anything to remove Jesus Christ from the minds of people. It's so sad. It's like a broken tooth and a foot out of joint to hear the despicable Dolly Parton singing Christmas carols. In 1982 Dolly starred in a vile movie, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. The movie is still highly sought by perverts today. Do you know what the movie is all about? It is about a town Sheriff and regular patrons of the whorehouse, fighting to keep the whorehouse open when a TV preacher targets it as the Devils playhouse. And you listen to her hypocritical Christmas music. Dolly just re-recorded an old Led Zeppelin song, Stairway to Heaven. Then there's Johnny Cash's Christmas album. Did you know he re-recorded two songs by Glenn Danzig, a known Satanist? Glenn Danzig, spewing his hatred for the Lord Jesus Christ, proudly designed a logo for the band — a demon strangling Jesus Christ with blood gushing from Jesus' eyes! I'm not trying to be unkind; I'm just being honest when I tell you that Satan is getting into everything nowadays. No Christ-honoring Christian should listen to the music of Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, or any other entertainer who promotes Satan.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/xmas.htm

[rurallib]

1. where can I get a copy of 'Best Little Whorehouse in Texas'?

It never sounded very interesting before.

[old mark]

30. It was kind of a little above average comedy. Funny these folks

really seem to hate anybody with a brain or with artistic ability.

mark

[liberalhistorian]

118. It was actually a pretty decent Broadway

show. The movie wasn't nearly as good, though, as is true with most movie musicals. They lose something on the big screen.

[old mark]

120. Sorry - I had seen the movie only, and not all of that. nt

[JHB]

77. The song "Turn a Little Sidestep" is a keeper...

...for reasons that should be obvious on a political board. :popcorn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mNDHTfdn1A

[EstimatedProphet]

78. PERVERT!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

91. Thank God you didn't say "pev."

Or I'd have to strangle you until blood came out of your eyes.

[derby378]

95. "You try any preversions around me..."

"...and you'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company!"

[EstimatedProphet]

98. I hate that word. It's stupid.

[obreaslan]

90. Oh, come on, even perverts know that movie sucks!

"The movie is still highly sought by perverts today"

I call BS on that person's entire statement based on that line alone. The rest of their statement is irrelevant. That movie has not been sought by anyone, EVER!

[montanto]

109. I've got several, I'll send you one.

You never know when the crackdown is gonna come. I thought it best to stockpile.

[frylock]

2. hail satan

and a merry xmas to all!

[malaise]

3. Why don't these fugging morons

record some Christmas music free from the net, listen to their kind of music and leave the rest of people to do what they fugg they want. Why must their view prevail. Damn I hate these people.

[Bluebear]

7. The Heptones . . . Christmas Time is Here!~

:toast:

[malaise]

11. Love it

:D

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

10. Because they're also anti-Christmas.

Remember, when the early Christians rolled into town and convinced some of the people there to follow their new religion, they usually realized that they could use some of that culture's pre-existing symbols and rituals to help the locals grasp ideas central to Christianity. Hence, the Nativity is in December (on Saturnalia, near the solstice) and we haul trees inside and hang round bulbs on them.

[malaise]

14. You'd better tell this group

Apparently they don't know this.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

25. Meh. Fundamentalists are fun.

Unless they can demonstrate to me that they can read Attic/Koine Greek and Hebrew (and preferably Aramaic) and tell me what recension of the Bible they're working from, I automatically assume their arguments to be fundamentally flawed.

[AspenRose]

4. *sigh*

Leave Dolly Parton alone!

And isn't the Best Little Whorehouse in TX based on a TRUE story?

Doesn't this person know there's a prostitute in Jesus' lineage (Rahab)? And she's considered a faithful woman!

Craziness :crazy:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

45. Yes it's true!!

In 1973, Marvin Zindler, investigative reporter at Channel 13, KTRK-TV Houston (ABC) investigated the Chicken Ranch in La Grange, Texas, and got it shut down. It was the oldest continuously operating business west of the Mississippi.

Marvin Zindler was NOT a "TV preacher". He was a Jewish reporter at Channel 13 whose family owned a men's clothing store, Zindler's.

Miss Edna, the madam, looked NOTHING like Dolly Parton, but it's a funny movie.

[AspenRose]

89. "...and there was SLIIIIME in the ice machine!"

:rofl: I miss Marvin Zindler

[DJ13]

5. .....

[sandnsea]

6. bwahahahaha - oh shit, he's serious

thanks Kate Clinton. That is the appropriate response.

[dflprincess]

8. What?

No mention of Neil Diamond or Barbra Streisand recording Christmas albums? I'd think Jews singing Christmas carols would make this crackpot even crazier.

[madamesilverspurs]

27. Not to mention

Irving Berlin having the noive to write "White Christmas"...

[liberalhistorian]

35. LOL, no kidding! That reminds me of

an SNL skit about twenty years ago, when the wingnuts were first really starting to get their knickers in a knot about the whole "war on Christmas" nonsense, wanting to tar and feather anyone who didn't celebrate Christmas. The skit was called "The Assimilated Jews' Christmas Album" and was an "ad" for said "album." They took the traditional Christmas songs and gave them "secular" twists so that Jews could sing them and still feel like Jews and yet not feel left out and harassed at Christmas. It was hilarious, but with a real serious undertone.

[tavalon]

65. I hadn't realized this manufactured mock outrage had been going on that long!

Geez, morans gone wild!

[liberalhistorian]

117. Yep, it has. I remember hearing this shit

in the early eighties. I heard the first inklings of it in the late seventies, actually.

[blondeatlast]

92. Babs>Ave Maria. I can't help but audibly and visibly giggle when I hear it.

I think Neil Diamond did it too.

[marmar]

9. Dolly Parton is the spawn of the devil? Who knew?

And I guess when Johnny Cash talks about falling into that burning ring of fire, he was talking about ETERNAL BRUNCH WITH SATAN!!!!!

:evilfrown: :nuke:

[alfredo]

29. No, the "ring of fire" is about the day after eating a habanero pizza.

[Fumesucker]

33. You made me actually LOL with that one.. n/t

[alfredo]

36. It wasn't funny when it happened.

[Fumesucker]

38. There are a lot of things like that...

Funny later, but not at the time.

[alfredo]

39. I experience a lot of such things on my veterans mailing list. It isn't war

stories, it is the stupid shit we did in the Army.

[eppur_se_muova]

110. "I mistook my Ben-Gay for my Preparation H" ...

and it burned, burned, burned ... that ring of fire, that ring of fire.

[MarkInCA]

128. Thought I'd say hi to a fellow MF fan

I haven't been here long and must not have seen a post by you before.

I have that Cash song on my MP3 player now, love the trumpets.

[Gman]

12. Written by a known Republican

and conservative.

However, I have to agree about Dolly Parton

[RedCappedBandit]

13. OMFG TEH HOMOSEKSUALS R SINGING

THEY R WARRING CRISTMAHS. THEY HAET AMERIKA END JEEZUS.

[hootinholler]

73. Well, White Christmas *is* a show tune!

:rofl:

-Hoot

[eridani]

74. Why would a church-going Christian want to get rid of half of their choir directors? n/t

[Bluebear]

107. Half!?!?!

;)

[TrogL]

129. I know a lot of choir directors

Two are straight. (and I kinda wonder about one of them)

[msongs]

15. why are public airwaves being used to enforce the views of religion anyway? nt

[MazeRat7]

16. Humph.. They dissed Johnny and Dolly and "who" again is going to hell ? n/t

[KG]

17. 'I saw mommy kissing Satan Claus.....'

[SidDithers]

86. Or the Bob Rivers version "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"...nt

Sid

[Toucano]

18. Could it be....SATAN???

I like the outrage at "known homosexuals" singing Christmas songs. Obviously it's okay if they are UNKNOWN homosexuals???

[Bluebear]

21. "Sang by" no less. nt

[Goblinmonger]

122. No shit...learn your irregular verbs before being a douche is the lesson here.

I sing the song you sang two days ago, not the song you have sung this morning.

[XemaSab]

48. Cough, cough Clay Aiken Cough

I seem to have a touch of something tonight. :P

[tavalon]

66. Don't ask, Don't tell! Donchya know?

:rofl:

[donco6]

19. I never knew Dolly Parton was so evil.

Good thing I only own Queen albums. They must be OK.

[yardwork]

26. I think that the Queen is a decent, Christian woman. That should be fine.

[old mark]

121. Don't forget smart, talented and rich. Also a decent human being.nt

[JohnyCanuck]

20. Sounds like these folks wouldn't appreciate Monty Python's Christmas song either.

Warning, if 4 letter swear words bother you, you won't like it either. Make sure the kiddies aren't around if you play it without a headset.

http://view.playlist.com/additem/806129
(click on Play Preview to listen)

[hendo]

43. thats a pretty good song

thanks for the link, i've never heard it before.

[bperci108]

46. It isn't Python...

...it's Kevin Bloody Wilson from his British album "Kev's Kristmas"

It's expensive as hell in the original import format but you can download it cheap from Amazon.

[southern_dem]

22. Well, it's that special. n/t

*insert Dana Carvey Church lady pic here*

[Hanse]

23. Why didn't anybody tell me Dolly Parton made a porn movie?!

[myrna minx]

81. They're not going to like the Dethclock Christmas album.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

24. It's like a scene from the Director's Cut of "Footloose"

[InvisibleTouch]

28. "are sang"??

Wow, someone not only lives their life in paranoia and fear, but also somehow missed a basic grammar education.

[grannylib]

32. Well, you know, there was a Catholic priest-type the other day, saying

that the decline of Reich-wing Catholicism was due to too much edumacation-type-activity there in the schools, ya know...
Fundies of any ilk are not big on education.

[Elwood P Dowd]

31. I grew up in the 60s listening to classic Johnny Mathis christmas songs.

Everyone knew he was gay and didn't give a shit, even here in the south.

[pacalo]

34. I can't believe this isn't on the Greatest Page.

In 1982 Dolly starred in a vile movie, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. The movie is still highly sought by perverts today.

This is just hilarious!

[TrogL]

123. I'm a pervert (YMMV). I hated it.

[Berry Cool]

37. Don't anyone ever tell these people about Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.

Then again, if you really want to see some heads explode...

[pipi_k]

88. I gotta get me one of those

to go along with the Christmas poo tree ornaments a friend sent me one year


Oh, and the "Pull my finger" farting Santa and the reindeer that poops out jelly beans when you wind him up.

[Hekate]

40. I can't stand "The Little Drummer Boy" myself; nor "It's a Small World", but they're schmaltz...

... not Satan.

Clearly this is from the "oogedy-boogedy" wing of the Republican party. :eyes:

Hekate

[hendo]

41. and Ring of Fire

was about adultery.

blah blah blah.

I hate it when people like this give christians a bad rap.

[earth mom]

42. And some people don't think these people are whack jobs?

:crazy:

[tavalon]

67. 5 out of 6 fellow whack jobs don't think that those people are whack jobs.

[earth mom]

76. Which proves they are whack jobs.

:crazy:

[Initech]

44. Why so serious?

[Bluebear]

47. ?

[Maraya1969]

69. Sarcasm is the word you are looking for.

[Initech]

100. REALLY? Nobody here has seen "The Dark Knight" yet?

And that site is in no way meant to be sarcasm - there really are people that nuts.

[Behind the Aegis]

49. Attacking Dolly Parton?

Well, there will be a special place in Hell for that fucker! May he have a "hard candy Christmas."

[saltpoint]

50. We should all be as despicable as Dolly Parton.

Dolly rose from humble commencement into the realm of superstardom and not only on the strength of her physical attributes but primarily on keen instinct and genuine talent.

It seems to me that you could be powerfully charmed by Dolly Parton if you were blind.

A known homosexual did the Sistine Chapel, too, insofar as it's an issue at all.

As for the Man in Black, there's a strong jolt of Christian redemption in his music and his life. I think the writer of this piece must not be paying careful attention.

There's no hard evidence that I've seen that Jesus of Galilee did not go on sleigh rides. He might have. He might not have.

[Sebastian Doyle]

51. Wonder if they've heard Black Sabbath's version of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" yet?

Well ok... technically it's just Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, and some other guys who are not named Geezer and Bill (or Vinny) But it sounds like Sabbath 2.0 to me....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCJRq3Y9Seo :evilgrin:

[knitter4democracy]

114. Laughed. so. hard.

:rofl: That one's hilarious! "Silent Night" is even funnier. :)

[Warren DeMontague]

52. "Known homosexuals"? In the entertainment industry? Cripes, who knew?

What's next?

OH NO!!!

[Warren DeMontague]

53. Satan is getting into everything nowadays. Last night I found him in my Vegetable Crisper, wilting

the lettuce.

[saltpoint]

54. That son-of-a-bitch! Give 'im an inch, he'll take a mile.

[Behind the Aegis]

55. No shit?!

How can that be? I saw him last night, in my cupboard eating the last Rice Krispy treat, while sodomizing Crackle and both were doing meth! I'll post the video later on YouTube and Myspace! Look for it!

[Warren DeMontague]

102. Are you sure that was Satan, and not Ted Haggard? nt

[saltpoint]

111. Is there an appreciable difference?

[Warren DeMontague]

115. Well, for one, Satan has a certain bad-boy sexy appeal.

Ted Haggard's just icky.

[fudge stripe cookays]

61. .

:rofl:

[Skittles]

56. OH NOES!!!!

KNOWN HOMOSEXUALS.....SINGING IN A CHOIR!!! IT'S GIVING ME THE VAPORS!!!

[n2doc]

57. Time for "Christmas with the Devil"

The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)
The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames
(Christmas with the Devil)
There's a demon in my belly
And a gremlin in my brain
There's someone up the chimney hole
And Satan is his name
The rats ate all the presents
And the reindeer ran away
(Christmas with the Devil)
There'll be no Father Christmas
'Cause it's Evils holiday
(Christmas with the Devil)
No bells in Hell
No snow below-
Silent Night, Violent Night
So come all ye unfaithful
Don't be left out in the cold
You don't need no invitation, no...
Your ticket is your soul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sixsHSheV4g

Spinal Tap Rules!

[ProfessorGAC]

58. Is This Real or Parody?

It's so over the top it seems like a put on. I've never heard of that website before. Is it real? Anybody know?
The Professor

[TrogL]

124. Yes, Virginia, there is such a site and it's not a parody

For more insanity, check out Rapture Ready http://www.rr-bb.com/

[ProfessorGAC]

127. No Thanks, Trog

If it's like what i read, i already know more than i want to!

Man, this kind of stuff is what's wrong with this country. People like this are running interference for the radicals with power.
GAC

[saltpoint]

59. So then, if Dolly Parton were to release a recording of "Good King Wenceslas,"

would she be more Christian for having done so, or all the more morally repellent because her past affiliation with THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS has forever tainted her?

Are entertainers prohibited from the Redemptions clause in the New Testament?

This isn't explained fully, so many may remain befuddled.

[saltpoint]

60. Come to think of it, are sleigh rides really that grave a concern?

Perhaps I am less worldly than others here, but as God is my witness, I've never even been on a sleigh ride.

Not one.

[Seldona]

62. He said 'whore.'

Baby Jesus is crying.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

63. This guy MUST be a blast at his company Xmas party.

Dousing the DJ with holy water, etc.

And apparently too stupid to know that radios come with an off button. Heck, you can even change the station!

[DRoseDARs]

64. No Christ-honoring Christian would celebrate Christmas.

Considering Jesus was born in autumn of 5 or 4 BCE and Christmas is just a pagan festival for Winter Solstice bastardized by The Church (which later became the Roman Catholic Church after the Great Schism with the Byzantines for those wanting a little historical perspective)...

Just a thought... :shrug:

[alphafemale]

68. I hear that Jack Chick thinks guy is crazier than a shithouse rat

[Sabriel]

70. I've always wondered about "Don we now our gay apparel..."

Sounds like Queer Eye for the Xmas Guy, if you ask me.

And how 'bout that "God rest ye merry, gentlemen"? Definitely perversion lurking in there. "Gone astray," eh? Hmmmm....

[pipi_k]

87. Yeah, and what about

"Oh Come All Ye Faithful"?


And in the song "Oh Holy Night"...the line that goes "Fall on your knees..."



Perversion just drips from these "Christmas" songs.... :o

[liberalhistorian]

119. And the second verse of

"It Came Upon a Midnight Clear" begins "still through the cloven skies they come." Cloven? Hmmmmm..............

[saltpoint]

71. Whenever I walk into a grocery store or drug store during the holidays

and hear Brenda Lee doing "Jingle Bell Rock" on the holiday muzak, I by god KNOW she's trying to drive Jesus from the minds of the people!

[hootinholler]

72. lol, I missed a line and ended up getting

"It's like a broken whorehouse in Texas."

:rofl:

Let's see, when was Jingle Bells written?

-Hoot

[Vinca]

75. Some songs are sang?

Some idiots need remedial education.

[spanone]

79. a 'christian' who uses X-mas...bwahahahahahaaaaa ....jesus wept

[EstimatedProphet]

80. I bet this idiot always wonders why people point and laugh at him

[Cults4Bush]

82. Tapeworms for their X-mas prezzies!

... people like this just breed hate , in the name of another god...again.

[pipi_k]

97. Along with

fleas in their pubies and a raging case of butt-scabies.


And hemmorrhoids.

[gollygee]

83. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth was written in 1944

Sleigh Ride was written in 1948.

Why is he saying music is disgraceful THIS year?

[pipi_k]

84. Does Satan need a time-out?

"I'm not trying to be unkind; I'm just being honest when I tell you that Satan is getting into everything nowadays."



Oh, that Satan, what a little imp he is...just like a two year old child! When nobody watches him, there he is...getting into everything.

Yesterday was my turn to watch Satan. Unfortunately, I was busy, and I swear I only turned my head for a second and before I knew it, he had tracked muddy cloven-hoofed footprints all over my ceilings, emptied out the contents of my fridge and peed all over them, and burned pentagrams into the carpeting with his breath.

I'm really not surprised that he's trying to kick the poor baby Jesus around now...

disgraceful! :spank:

[AccessGranted]

85. Uuuuh.....Turn The Radio Off (Is This A Joke To Get a Rise Out of Everyone?)

And if you're out in the stores where they blast holiday music over the speakers, then wear an IPod or Walkman with headphones and play your own music. Most music on the radio today is offensive if you're easily offended, a prude, uptight, etc.

[derby378]

93. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Dimmu Borgir Winter Solstice Special!"

Bring the kids - and your earplugs. It's gonna be a mite loud. :rofl:

[TexasObserver]

94. I'll bet he's as kinky as Vitter the Shitter.

The outraged fundie preachers always are.

[pipi_k]

96. Damn, where the hell was I....

out of the loop on that one...I actually had to Google "Vitter the Shitter"...


all I can say is...




bwahahahahhahahaahahah

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

99. You can't make this stuff up!!

[Chulanowa]

101. Sleigh Rides = Jesus!

That said, I'm almost certain this site is a parody...

but what's sad is that there are people who actually have this mindset. It's people who's faith is so frail and weak that it has to be reaffirmed by the world around them or they feel threatened.

Personally, I'm an advocate of returning Christmas to how it used to be, too. A month-long party of drinking, roustabouting, hedonism, and other assorted naughtiness. There's a reason every damned Christmas food has alcohol in it.

[JerseygirlCT]

103. Sung nt

[GrpCaptMandrake]

104. Ah, a Fundie oldie-but-goodie! n/t

[Liberal In Texas]

105. If they heard my Twisted Chrismas CDs their heads would explode.

he he he

[QueenOfCalifornia]

106. What in the name of SAY-TUN

were you doing at that web site?

Jesus is
Savior .com????

You were looking for trouble buddy and you found it. :crazy:
"Satan is getting into everything nowadays. No Christ-honoring Christian should listen to the music of Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, or any other entertainer who promotes Satan. "

Yep, Dolly Parton is a Satanist alright... :eyes:

[Bluebear]

108. It was . .

courtesy of 'fundies say the darndest things' :)

[saltpoint]

112. I wonder if Dolly Parton would be up for riding in a sleigh past this guy's

house?

[Texasgal]

113. GOD BLESS JOHNNY CASH!

WOOT! :P

[chrisa]

116. Made to the third sentence

before LMAO.

This has got to be fake.

[TrogL]

125. Deluded, yes. Fake, no.

This site has been up for years. Rather than organizing the front page, the webmaster just keeps adding more and more stuff.

The article currently under discussion is mild compared to some.

[Better Believe It]

126. And who can forget those Satanist Chipmunks songs!

[MarkInCA]

130. Pat Boone's album of heavy metal

would make this person's head explode.