Humor Me:

[Dinger]

Poll question: Humor Me:

Assuming there was a complete , independent, and fair investigation of bu$h (& CO.) crimes against this country and the world, and he was found guilty, What would be an appropriate punishment?

[waiting for hope]

1. Make him eat puppies on TV -

Just so the 20 something percent would wake the hell up. And then send him to Gitmo with Cheney as a bunk mate.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

3. I think Cheney has a Youtube video of that already. nt

[Dinger]

9. Damn, You Beat Me To It! (nt)

[Dinger]

5. Well, At Least That way He'll Have To Do It In Public

instead of for breakfast each day. There isn't much that can wake that 20% up, not much at all.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

2. Public humiliation then exile to a wasteland of his choice.

[Dinger]

6. I Like The Humiliation Part; Should Have Added That,

but I hate to edit polls. I wonder what it is that would humiliate him. Don't you have to be human for that?

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

13. Naw. It seems like most higher mamals have some sense of shame.

[Lindsey]

4. I'm against the death penalty. Prison, the orange jump suit...for

the rest of his life w/o possibility of parole.

[madokie]

29. I'm against the death penalty

or cruel or unusual punishment. Having said that I want to see he and the dick to live long lives behind bars with the bare minimum of stimuli to keep them from going completely nuts. Once that line is crossed nothing matters anymore and I want this to matter to them for a long long time. The innocent dead in Iraq alone is all the justification for this that I need for me.

[MazeRat7]

7. Prison. And I would even send him

"Soap on a Rope" and Mattel's "Tattoo Gallery" (if it existed) to get him through those first few "hard" introductory months. ;)

Peace,
MZr7

[Dinger]

8. He Could Write A Book:

"The Bitch Diaries Of The Giggling Murderer"

[MazeRat7]

17. That seems like a hard title to "animate" for children

since it seems evident his preference is for that level of writing.

Maybe he should just call his children's story "Bad Monkey".

That seems plausible.

Peace,
MZr7

[Dinger]

18. How About "My Pet Goat Does Gitmo"? (nt)

[MazeRat7]

19. Ding Ding... we have a best seller. Thanks!!! n/t

[Fumesucker]

22. That would be: "THE Pet Goat Does Gitmo"

I'm not sure why everyone thinks the story is called "My Pet Goat" but it isn't.

I *love* this review on Amazon.com..

http://www.amazon.com/Reading-Mastery-Level-Storybook-Rainbow/dp/0026863553

By St. Louis Book Lover (Edwardsville, IL United States) - See all my reviews
I really like this book a lot. Once I was reading this book with some short friends of mine. (These friends are people, and they're not as tall as me.) I'm sorry to say, though, my friend Andy came into the room while I was reading this VERY VERY GOOD book and he interrupted me, which was really sort of rude of him. (I said very very good like that because that will impress my friend Laura -- who is a girl and also my wife, because I got married to her like I did because I am not gay and neither is she, and the constitution says I can marry a girl -- because she is a librarian, which means, mostly, that she really really likes books a LOT, even more than me, I mean.) Well, after my friend Andy came in and interrupted me, I still kept reading this book because one, I know when I have a good book in my hands (and this is a stupendous book, something pretty good, I mean) and then there's the second reason I kept reading -- I did not want to alarm my short friends (they were children, meaning that they aren't adult people yet, they're pre-adults, I like to say) by putting the book down and going to play a video game or whatever it was Andy wanted me to do. Then I saw my friend Condi in the doorway (Condi is also a girl, but not my wife) and she waved at me, and I thought, Condi looks good in blue. She looks very, you know, patriotic. But then finally I had to go, and I never got back to the book, but after I retire from my job, or when I go on vacation in a couple days (it's always only a couple days away until I go on vacation, sort of), well then I will finally sit down and read this book from START to FINISH. (To be honest, I don't always, always read things from start to finish. Condi will tell you about that.)

[norepubsin08]

10. 20 years of waterboarding at Gitmo and then the death penalty!

[Dinger]

14. Awwwwwwww,

shucks:blush: I like you:)

[NoPasaran]

11. Eternal life as a toll booth worker in Delaware

[Dinger]

16. Or A Mal-Wart Greeter On Black Friday? (nt)

[Tangerine LaBamba]

12. Give him to me

and close the door on your way out.

[CLANG]

15. Prison but not one of those Club Fed country clubs

[hendo]

20. YAY ANOTHER PACKERS FAN!!

off topic I know, but I like your avatar.

[Dinger]

27. Thanks

But I wish they were doing better, however, I am a die hard, and hope springs eternal.:)

[hendo]

37. There's always next year

At least they fired Frost.

[Dinger]

38. Good Point

:)

[lpbk2713]

21. Hard time in prison.

And not a white collar country club prison either.

The punishment should fit the crime. And he is a criminal of the highest order.

[Toucano]

23. Prison. First 5 years of his life sentence in Abu Ghraib. n-t

[MrSlayer]

24. Treason is a capital offense.

Outing a CIA agent is treason. Add the war crimes, the profiteering and so on and you end up at the gallows. If there were true justice, that is what would happen. however, he and his crew are going to walk away scott free with their blood money.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

25. To quote the esteemed members of E Clampus Vitas

Hang the bastard!

[saltpoint]

26. He should spend the rest of his days helping to construct housing in

New Orleans for the families of the people he abandoned after Katrina.

[waiting for hope]

35. That's the best one OC -

I should have thought of that - the only problem is he will probably use sub-standard material and do a shitty job. He'll need Brownie to help. :hi:

[saltpoint]

36. LOL! Come to think of it, you're right. We're better off if he

doesn't do anything.

And god knows he's good at that.


:thumbsup: :hi:

[madokie]

28. Prison

The rule of law not of men has to be the most reassuring thing about our democracy.

[bunnies]

30. Lie Detector....

THEN prison.

[Orsino]

31. Prison PLUS seizure of assets...

...following the class-action civil suits.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

32. Prison. Solitary.

Nobody to talk to. Nobody to harm. Away from the world he's nearly destroyed.

[pleah]

33. I'm against the death penalty, but

I will make an exception for dick and bush.

[slackmaster]

34. People tend to underestimate the power of a sterny worded letter

I think that would be just right.

[Bucky]

39. I'd give him time off to make up for the idiots who refuse to capitalize his name

The guy belongs in prison. But everyone who thinks it's clever to spell "Bush" by replacing the S with a dollar sign at least deserves to pay a small fine.