Republicans are really quite good ..........

[Stinky The Clown]

........ with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

And you better develop recipes for them because if we don't get them to stop being obstructionist and GET THE FUCK ON BOARD, this economy is going to be worst than the Great Depression.

And REPUBLICANS are to blame.

And they represent a fairly common protein source.

[wryter2000]

1. Last one I ate was rancid

It had rotted from its own evil from the inside out.

[ACTION BASTARD]

2. Not interested in eating more plain, old-fashioned tired "white meat".

I want something new and more diverse with more flavor and less gristle.

[Number_Six]

3. Can't...Doc took me off fatty foods...

...and then, anything left is pure gristle.

Pass!

[Taverner]

4. You have to pickle them to remove the impurities

[damntexdem]

5. Nope, poisonous.

Not fit for human consumption, nor companionship.