Michelle Duggar Will Give Birth On TV

[CatWoman]

On the Duggar's reality show 17 Kids and Counting, we learn that they are extremely conservative and religious people. All the girls wear full-length skirts and keep their hair long. They all want to be wives who are skilled at cooking and cleaning. When the oldest Duggar son was engaged, he had a no-touching rule with his fiancee. They did not touch! The Duggars try to live the purest of pure lives and that's why it's kind of surpising that they have agreed to do a reality TV show. And now Michelle Duggar has agreed to show her vagina on TV. Sort of.

Michelle and Jim Bob's 18th child will do cartwheels out of her vagina sometime in January. And when the next J.Duggar comes out, TLC's cameras will be there to document the whole thing.

They might as well turn it into a star-studded special event! Oprah can open the show by performing a haiku about "vayjayjay" at the base of Michelle's coochie. After a series of performances by the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift, Florence Henderson and the cast of The Brady Bunch will emerge from her vagina carrying the 18th Duggar. Fireworks will shoot out of her snatch and everyone will rejoice!

If they want to make even more money, they can set up stadium seating in her 'gina and sell tickets!

Source: People

http://www.dlisted.com/node/29604

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20244181,00.html

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That shouldn't take more than about five minutes.

All she has to do is sneeze and the baby will slide right out of there.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. 30 seconds tops

[Deja Q]

111. !

:rofl:

[NightWatcher]

2. when should the state move in and snip the daddy?

I know, freedom scmeedom, but shit they really need to stop fucking or at least fix that thing.

[Deja Q]

107. Regulations are bad, or didn't you know that?

[BrklynLiberal]

3. ****puke**** How is this manipulation of family/children any different that what the barracuda did?

[malaise]

5. Money, money, money

Those are the real values. They breed - sponsors pay. Why would anyone watch this crap?

[janx]

8. What sponsors? n/t

[malaise]

9. You think any TV station is showing this without sponsors

Rest assured the Duggars are cashing in on breeding up a storm.

[janx]

12. This is disgusting. I can't even believe that any TV network

would pay a woman to have her 18th kid on TV.

[KoKo]

69. I hear there are some "Reality Shows" out there that are far more shocking...

than a woman giving birth again. When I surf I catch, daily, women screaming in pain with families gathered around screaming "The Crown is Coming!" and everyone Cheers.

I hardly think this births is any different except for those who find some prurient interest in cataloging how many live births on TV they can pack in for lack of better things to do.

[janx]

79. So I'm supposed to watch "reality shows" to determine my ethics?

No thanks!

[BrklynLiberal]

82. a woman giving birth again. and again,and again,and again,and again,

and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again,and again.

[hamsterjill]

89. Doing it for the wrong reasons

These people are no longer having children because they long to have children. They are having children to assure their place in the record books and to keep the show's ratings high.

[shanti]

91. just like jon & kate (KON)

cha-ching! ever notice how uber-christian these reality show families are too?

[Lil Missy]

4. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. n/t

[Subdivisions]

6. The Duggars are going to regret bringing so many mouths into

this world once Peak Oil sets in. Hope Mr. Duggar has a depression-proof job.

[all.of.me]

38. I heard they have several rental properties, and

they are making a ton of money off this stupid tv show. How can they possibly think having a small town for a family is good for the environment? Oh yeah, they are 'Christians'. They don't care.

[Deja Q]

108. Incidentally,

it's not the religion but those who cherrypick the chapters of their choice.

They chose the one about being fruitful and multiply. Like fruit flies.

[all.of.me]

116. Or mice. I agree with you.

That's why I put " " around the word Christians. I don't know many true Christians, so most of them make a mockery of the whole religion and end up being hypocrites with no commitment.

[Sanctified]

96. Usually large families do better when there is a lack of resources.

Large families are usually tight knit and can pull their resources together and combine that with the fact that they have an abundance of laborers living under one roof and they will probably be better off than a small family during the coming depression.

[janx]

7. Who is paying for this?

My God! And why would anyone want to watch a woman they don't even know giving birth?

[PDJane]

10. I think someone should teach that woman

How to say no.

Maybe she should take up other hobbies; knitting, scrapbooking, skiing, golfing, something..........

[malaise]

16. One of these days her womb will suffer from

prolapse and I will no longer have to read about them.

[SoCalDem]

24. one can only hope..n/t

[janx]

26. My father was a family doctor and general surgeon.

We used to have a Christmas tree ornament that, due to its shape, he affectionately called the prolapsed uterus ornament.

[JVS]

32. I hate google images

[janx]

43. I wish I had a pic of it. My brother and sister in law have it in Oregon.

:rofl:

[malaise]

55. LOL

18 fugging children - why would anyone do that to themselves? :puke:

[janx]

65. Religion (power) has something to do with it.

My ex mother-in-law came from a very poor Catholic family from Ireland; I think there were at least 13 children in a two-room shanty with dirt floors. Her mom died at a young age shortly after the last child was born. Some of my ex mother-in-law's siblings were fine with this, but a few of them definitely were not!

Jonathan Swift satirized that problem many years ago.

[malaise]

71. I'm from a large family

There were seven of us (now six) and yes mom was catholic, but she wasn't having one more.

[CatWoman]

78. There were 10 of us (now 9), and I've never, EVER wanted a large family

i have only one child.

[shanti]

93. i've always noticed

that people from large families (over 4) rarely have more than two, usually only one kid....the duggars are a whole nother animal tho! the oldest appears like he wants to take over for pops when he's done.:(

[janx]

80. That's not even comparable to the situation in the OP though.

I was close to a German/Irish Catholic family as I grew up--were there nine of them? I loved them. But this Duggar media situation makes me sick.

[ihavenobias]

57. Ha, ha,...

I agree.

:)

[marshall]

97. Just this week there was an article about mother of ten

Single, stay at home mom age 29 with ten kids and no end in sight. It's like the flip side of the Dugger coin.

[Mari333]

11. ONE SNEEZE should do it at this point!!!!! n/t

[carlyhippy]

88. snorts

:spray:

[Cleita]

13. An eighteenth child is a dangerous thing even to a super womb.

I hope there aren't any complications but there is a huge risk here to the mother if not the child as well.

[MineralMan]

14. Will there be a DONATE button somewhere?

Ya think?

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[janx]

20. Exactly. This is too gross. n/t

[MineralMan]

30. Maybe they'll show the father's package, too.

I mean, that must be one prodigious intromittent member and support facilities to have done all that, I'd think.

Or...maybe not...

[JVS]

35. If he's been ejaculating fully formed children, maybe.

[MineralMan]

49. It's the homunculi --- I've seen the drawings

You see, the man sends the tiny homunculus into the womb of the woman, where it grows.



It's like totally a guy thing. Rilly.

[janx]

40. He's undoubtedly proud of that implication...

:puke: and wants to make money from it.

[Arugula Latte]

37. Lincoln Tunnel?

[DonEBrook]

70. Dimensions? I can't stop thinking Peterbilt.

:scared: :puke:

[janx]

17. The kids are all wearing buttons.

What do they say?

[annabanana]

21. It's numbers. It's the only way to keep them straight..

"#5! Get your socks off the floor!"

[janx]

23. Stop it!

:rofl:

But really, what do the buttons say?

[malaise]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

:rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

18. Ya think she is saying the Lord's Prayer during sex??

[TheCowsCameHome]

27. Didn't get past "Thy Kingdom come"

[janx]

29. Stop that!

:spank:

[BrklynLiberal]

56. heeheehee

:rofl: :rofl:

[malaise]

58. I figure she's singing

Stand up, stand up for Jebus? :D

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. Her snapper must look like the starting gate at the Kentucky Derby....

.....Aaaaaaand they're off!!!!

[Mari333]

22. LOL

"every sperm is sacred"

[mockmonkey]

73. I was thinking the same thing...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ivNJS24UA2M

[Deja Q]

109. No, she just uses a "Kegelcizer" (pic to follow, believe it or not!)

:yoiks:

[Berry Cool]

28. If people said these things about this woman and she was African American and lived in the city

and wasn't a fundie, I wonder how long it would be before the cries of "racism," "sexism," etc., would begin.

Just saying.

Some of us on DU talk a good game about other people's freedom to do whatever they want to, so long as they can afford it and it doesn't scare the horses...but when it's a white Christian fundie whose beliefs differ from ours, we're not so good with it. We're more than ready to tell them how many children it is proper that they should have and to say crude things about their female organs and their husband's overuse of his equipment. It's all fair game, so long as they're white, Christian fundies.

Me? I don't get why they're doing what they're doing, and I thoroughly disagree with their philosophies, especially when it comes to the role of women. But I really don't see how them cranking out another kid is skin off my nose. It's not as if they're expecting me to pay for it. And even if they were, I'm hard put to set myself up in the role of dictating the size of other people's families.

And I don't see how looking down it at her is radically different from looking down my nose because someone is gay, or Muslim, or whatever.

I will retreat now, before I wish I'd put on the asbestos suit.

Edited to add: Yes. I agree they have invited public comment because of the public way they have chosen to have their brood. (On TV? Please.) But when you do make public comment, well, consider that there are other people out there saying the same crude things about people because they're transsexual, or because they have tattoos all over their bodies, or what have you. If that's fine with you, go ahead and ridicule away. Just realize, you're not sitting on a moral high horse, you're just participating in the great recreational sport known as sitting around looking at other people and saying "Ewww, that's disgusting, I would NEVER do THAT."

[Crunchy Frog]

63. If she were doing a TV show about her vajayjay?

Seems like she's kind of opened herself up to it, so to speak.

[Deja Q]

112. If it's bigger on the inside, they can call her baby making machine a "TARDIS".

:shrug:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

86. I agree with your position

It is really not our business, unless the Duggers start stealing food from others to feed their brood, or it is found that they are abusing the children. As for their "show"--hey, we don't have to watch it.

In the nineteenth century, large families like this were common--in my own family history, one great great grandmother had 15--but several died at very young ages. I think the whole mindset of having large families back then was to make sure that at least some of the kids survived to look after the parents in their old age, among other things. The Duggers have kept this mindset. If you could plop them into a time machine and put them back at, say, 1898, they wouldn't be considered that extraordinary.

[Deja Q]

110. How do you know that?

ANYONE who plonks out 18 babies like how I pick up 18 cantaloupes at the grocery store is being irresponsible, selfish, and stupid.

Skin color does not matter. I'm sorry it does for some.

[high density]

31. Can we start a fund to buy condoms for this idiot couple and their adult kids?

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[KoKo]

33. I don't get the problem with the Duggars.. What's wrong with what she & husband

have decided to do with their lives. :shrug:

[janx]

42. Believe it or not, some people who are Democrats think that

an overpopulated world is bad enough and that adding entertainment value to the sacred moments of bearing children is pure crap.

[KoKo]

46. It's just one family.... What about all of those who choose not to have children...it balances

out. I've never gotten the Duggar thing here on DU. It doesn't seem they are abusing their children and if she wants to be the CEO of the DUGGAR CLAN by having so many children...why shouldn't she? They seem to be able to support them...the kids don't look malnourished and none of them have killed anyone or are in drug rehab.

Why the heck the obsession over them by really Good Willed, Good Spirited DU'ers who seem to just freak out about this family. I just don't get it. :shrug:

[Abq_Sarah]

76. As long as they are capable of supporting

Those kids, I don't care how many they have. If they can feed them, give them a roof over their heads and turn them into self reliant responsible citizens, I don't care what party they belong to, what God they worship, etc...

[Beaverhausen]

84. If they love children so much, why not adopt? there are thousands without families

these people are just weird. If they are so 'christian' why aren't they helping children in need instead of bringing more kids into the world?

[jmowreader]

50. Environmental impact, for one

They also eat a lot of crap. I just checked their website and they've removed the Recipes section (perhaps because they've switched to the Navy Cookbook), but one of the more popular--well, as a source of derision anyway--dishes on the Duggars' website was the Tater Tot Casserole, which was probably every bit as hideous as its name suggests.

[KoKo]

53. Why the hell do you care what the Duggars eat. Are they stealing it from you?

Sheesh...Moral Equivilization that doesn't make sense. Why don't you focus on the Bushies and their ideology who wrecked millions of lives in Iraq instead or worrying about one single family who has their right to do what they want. Don't you believe they have the same rights to do with their bodies that the rest of us do? :shrug:

[jmowreader]

100. I can focus on more than one thing at a time

Check the archives; I've been focused on this maladministration for a long time...like, since his dad was vice-president.

Are you aware of the "quiverfull" movement? It's named after a line in Psalm 127 and calls for having lots of children. The Duggars have not identified themselves as adherents to the Quiverfull philosophy, but they live like they are. In reality, the movement is horrific. You've got the older kids raising the younger ones--they admit to this. They eat the cheapest crap in the fucking world because they have to, which means there are nineteen to twenty kids (or however many they finish with) who are walking physiological time bombs, and who have been raised to think having a ton of kids is the right thing to do.

When the Bible was written, you needed to have 20 kids if you wanted a couple to survive to sexual maturity. In the 1800s, you needed 10 kids if you lived on a farm because farms rely on lots of manual labor. In the 21st century, 18 kids or whatever they have this year is nothing but a burden on our environment.

Besides, if we stopped picking on the Duggars (and the other quiverfulls) for overpopulating the earth, and the SUV drivers for consuming more than their fair share of resources, and everyone else who has the "right" to do what they want, what would be our moral right to castigate credit card companies who run up interest rates based on you paying your water bill late? Don't they have the right to do this?

[MountainLaurel]

64. They're trying to make an army for God

Pardon me if my pagan ass gets a little tetchy about that prospect.

[BrklynLiberal]

68. If they wanted to keep their lives private, why do alll the shows they have done..

and why have the birth of the latest child filmed for TV?

[prayin4rain]

75. I agree with you.... they seem like morons to me... but lots

of people seem like morons to me... there is nothing I can do about it... nor should there be anything I can do about it. But I reserve the right to think anyone is an idiot.

[jmowreader]

34. Ay! Deidre, will you get that, please?

I wonder when they'll have to sell them all for medical experiments.

[krispos42]

36. And every single one is a tax deduction

Oh noes! The Welfare King and Queen!!!

Lets see... 18 kids and two parents equals 20.

20x$3,400=$68,000 on line 26 of your 1040 form.

So in 2009 he'll be able to deduct at least $68,000 from his income for tax purposes.







Sigh. And somehow the Duggars are never the problem... a mythical, fictional non-white unmarried woman with several kids and a Cadillac are.



Well, at least the wide-angle camera lens jokes make themselves.

[KoKo]

48. If they make enough money to get the tax deduction what's wrong with that?

Is there any evidence that having so many children allows them to steal money from the rest of us? :shrug:

[Minimus]

77. I believe they have a tax exempt status. Their home is designated as a church.

[bluestateguy]

39. They want us all to respect their lifestyle choice

And I am capable of doing that, but it is hard to do when they won't respect a woman's choice to have an abortion or the choice of two gay persons to get married.

[KoKo]

51. It's THEIR CHOICE....And we make OUR CHOICES...are they pushing for legislation

agains Abortion? Have they appeared before the Supremes arguing for Abortion Laws to be overturned? I might have missed that...but there are many others besides the Duggars who are working against this. I don't see how it works to single them out for their lifestyle choice.

[Deja Q]

105. Well, everybody makes choices and then everybody whines about population.

Everybody says there should be unregulated freedom then everybody whines when the global economy is on the brink of disintegration.

Whatthefuckever.

[Deja Q]

104. Or two people who wait to have sex until after they get married.

If only everybody was apathetic, then nobody would care.

Trouble is, nobody cares - which is why disease transmission and unplanned pregnancies seem to increase.

As I choose not to bother, why should I care? Good question, that one...

[spanone]

41. it's a big old goofy world, aint it?

now that's entertainment !

[Mist]

44. So the Duggars' claim to fame is that they procreate? Big whoop, so do amoebas. nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

45. I guess we should be thankful they arent Bushes or Palins

That's the bright side.

[malaise]

60. Do we have a clue what's coming in the future

One of them may be Pearce Bush's VP one day :puke:

[ColbertWatcher]

47. is she running for governor of Alaska? Senator? n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

102. POPULATION of Alaska? n/t

[leftchick]

52. I wonder how many kids Mr. Dugger has outside his marriage.

just sayin! The whole idea makes me vomit! We were not brought here to be fucking rabbits!

[KoKo]

59. OMG...Do you hear yourself? Why should we condemn their life choice

when so many of the rest of us are fighting for the right to choose our own partners and life choices about children. Shouldn't we all have freedom of "CHOICE?" They don't seem to have done anything except be poster folks for the RW'ers and yet their kids seem healthy and well clothed and not in trouble. Why go at them? Sarah Palin's lifestyle is much more worthy of scrutiny because she apparently has a couple of kids who've had some problems that the RW should REALLY be worried about.

Do the Duggars have a pregnant teen who is unmarried? Did any of their sons apparently screw up so bad they had to go to Iraq and were made a hero?

I don't know. I haven't seen anything about the Duggar kids, YET, that says there's any reason to question how they are being raised. Maybe I missed it...because I don't obsess over a women who decides to have a lot of children just because it was her choice and they seem to be able to care for them....so far.

Seventeen children was not unheard of (give or take many miscarriages and early deaths from illnesses)from the earlies days of humankind history. I just don't get the big deal over this from DU'ers that I respect....:shrug:

[leftchick]

62. their children appear to be cloned zombies

I grew up in a family of six children and the three oldest are totally fucked up. There is no way to nurture and give loving parental time daily to 19 fucking kids! No Way. That is a fact!

[KoKo]

66. Are you saying

that having lots of kids means they are automatically doomed? That there will always be a percentage of "fuck ups?" I've seem families with two or three kids or even one...that the kids are fucked up. Maybe it's just something in the kids and their choices. Why blame the parents unless there's evidence of neglect or child abuse? The families I've known where parents I wish I had had...because my parents were not Ozzy and Harriet, either and despite that I'm here on DU :D :sarcasm: alert...I turned out okay...inspite of some scars I had to work around.

[leftchick]

81. I am only speaking from my own experience

My Paternal Grandmother had 14 children but they were spread out through thirty years. Pretty amazing that!

My parents had one after another, there are not even 11 months between my sister and I. My parents both worked full time and it was simply impossible to give individual attention to each child no matter how hard they tried. And believe me they tried. I am simply saying that this is a pretty unrealistic situation for this family if they are hoping for well rounded children. I suspect that is not their aim given their extremest views. They appear to just want to do 'God's Will' and reproduce, nothing more. Except perhaps to make a few bucks off of it.

[janx]

85. ...

:hug:

[leftchick]

95. I hope to rescue another weimie someday

I always love your pics and miss my Weim Brookie so very much.

Thank You!

:)

[LisaL]

54. Well, that sure is one fertile woman.

She is 42 years old and still keeps on having them babies.

[KoKo]

72. And...why shouldn't she? If it's her CHOICE? Choice...anyone remember Dems are for CHOICE?

Sheesh...

[LisaL]

74. Did I say whether she should or shouldn't?

:eyes:

[Crunchy Frog]

61. Will the conception of the next one be shown as well?

[janx]

67. Probably.

:rofl:

[mondo joe]

83. It's her business if she wants to use her vagina as a clown car. My only real gripe is

that right wingers are so obsessed with other families and marriages, but want to make their own choices.

[carlyhippy]

87. disturbingly enough, I have been watching that show every week

I just don't know how in the world they keep up with all those kids....I would end up leaving somebody at the Walmart. Their "wild" different cousin, Amy, is actually quite entertaining on the show, she is the polar opposite of her cousins, but hey they just accept her the way she is...the poor thing....

I am not real sure if I am going to be watching the birth episode...

[regnaD kciN]

90. When I first saw this thread, my reaction was "what's a Michelle Duggar?"

Now I know.

I think I was happier in my ignorance.

[a la izquierda]

120. You and me both...

I'd heard of the woman, only because of the 17 kids who's names all begin with J...err, okay. But I didn't know they had a show. There are distinct advantages to living in another country sometimes.

[emilyg]

92. It's their choice. Just like we have choices.

[Piperay]

94. They have a show on TLC

Monday nights ... like a train wreck I can't help but watch. :puke:

[Iggo]

98. Can one be addicted to having babies?

Seriously, I never thought about it before.

[Vinca]

103. Good point. Pregnant women are always the center of attention.

If she didn't keep popping them out she'd fade into the crowd.

[RainDog]

99. what's the diff. between the Mrs. Duggar and Anna Nicole Smith?

i guess anna nicole's vagina wasn't grand central station.. or at least we didn't see the evidence of this.

[Maine-ah]

101. are they wearing name tags?

[Deja Q]

106. It'd be safer if she did it on a hospital bed, but it's her choice. Whatever.

*rimshot*

:yoiks:

[cmf]

113. I think she is addicted to babies

That's my very inexpert opinion. :) I stumbled upon this show once a couple years ago and couldn't tear my eyes away I was so fascinated/repulsed. She gives a lot of attention to the youngest one, but the rest are left to be raised by the older children.

Anyway, I have a personal moral issue with bringing in so many children into the world when there are so many kids that are waiting to be adopted (non-white babies, kids with problems, older kids). So I stay away from Jon & Kate plus 8 and the Duggars. It may be their choice, but it's my choice not to watch it or give money to their advertisers.

[samplegirl]

114. How long before her

vayjayjay and ass just become one big hole.

[Crunchy Frog]

121. A black hole that will swallow the Solar System?

[JNelson6563]

115. Madness

[proud2BlibKansan]

117. Good grief these people are insane

:crazy:

[peekaloo]

118. Pushing Crazies.

nothin' could be fina than a camera in her vagina in the moanin'.

[spanone]

119. could be the longest running series on teevee