John "Fat Bastard" Hagee goes off the deep end - even for him!

[Sebastian Doyle]

Crazy ass lunatic is now saying that Iran has missiles aimed at Jerusalem, London, and NYC.

Didn't God say not to lie?

[polichick]

1. He's just doing his job to bring on the rapture - woohoo!!!

[47of74]

2. Yes, God says not to bear false witness, but...

...Hagee and his ilk are very picky and choosy about what parts of the bible they'll get all sanctimonious about and which parts they'll ignore.

[Trajan]

3. Dont they have conventional missiles aimed at Israel ?

Isnt it already established that they have middle range missiles capable of reaching Israel ?

Obviously; Hagee is a whacko ... but the claim about Israel is not so far fetched ...

For the record: Israel certainly has missiles aimed at Tehran .... Far worse than what the Iranian's have .... Hence why Iran feels compelled to match Israel' capabilities ...

[TomInTib]

5. They had better.

But NYC is a stretch.

[thewiseguy]

9. Jerusalem is a holy site for muslims.

Iran would never aim their missiles towards Jerusalem

[Trajan]

18. OK ...

That doesnt change the basic fact that it is well known that Iran AND Israel have missiles pointed at each other ....

I wouldnt discount an 'accidental' hit on Jerusalem .... Given that the world's religious folk would vibrate like tight violin strings if that city were attacked .... It might fit into the plans of one or another faction on nearly EVERY side ...

We presume all will act with reason .... That is not always the case ...

[stillcool]

19. but Israels are nukes...

[Mari333]

4. he is ACHING for the rapture

the whole idea is to have a missile hit the Temple Mount. Pat Robertson used to have orgasms about that idea. Then, when the Temple Mount is destroyed, jesus returns. Thats it in a nutshell. Of course, Jews will go to hell. because they didnt accept jesus.
Plus, Hagee wont get tithes if he doesnt have his rapture mongering spiel constantly terrifying his followers.

[RainDog]

6. Get in my belly! Hagee said to Jonah

that's in the bible, btw.

[liberalmuse]

7. I wonder where Hagee's 'missile' is aimed?

I say we all pitch in and get him a Jewish Queen with a Brooklyn accent and he'll be okay.

[LiberalFighter]

8. Doesn't Hagee know that every Middle East Muslim (Christian hating) country have their missles aimed

at?

29°36'44N -98°29'42W

[Swamp Rat]

10. Evil, lying bastard

[notadmblnd]

11. I don't believe Iran possesses a missle that has the capabilities to reach the US

Of course I can't speak for Israel or London, however, the same message was given to us about Iraq and we found out how truthful that message was, didn't we?

I just wish that all these religious nuts would disappear back into the apses of their churches and wait for their savior to come redeem them.

[dysfunctional press]

12. that doesn't mean they can't AIM it at us...just for the heck of it.

just like when i was a kid, i'd aim my bb-gun at high-flying jet planes(they were really russian bombers, after all)

btw- did anyone else, when they were a kid ever wonder what would happen if the russians attacked us at 10am on the first tuesday of the month? (that was when they tested the sirens)

[TheWraith]

16. They definitely don't, and can't hit London either. nt

[FarCenter]

13. They might be aimed that way; they just can't reach that far.

[Joanne98]

14. He's a monster!

[charlie]

15. He said, as his feet did the Happy Dance behind the podium

How's that Red Heifer project coming along, John?

I swear, getting everybody together for a good old fashioned Armageddon is tougher than herding cats. It's hard work doing God's business. Especially when God Himself is a disinterested layabout.

[DBoon]

17. the last time I urinated I aimed at Hagee's church

didn't reach my intended target.

damn.

(aimed at != capable of reaching)

[alfredo]

20. I wonder if Hagee ever wondered why his god made people so imperfect

that they will have to be "saved."

Maybe we are perfect and Hagee and his ilk have convinced us that we are imperfect and weak so they can make money off of us.

Oh, I forgot. If God is so wise and mighty, why are the ones who are conduits of his word such dick heads? Why should he or she have anyone speak in his place? What's the matter, too cowardly to look us in the eye?

[jesus_of_suburbia]

21. I cannot stand that piece of shit. He is one of the meanest hatemongers alive.

My mother and father love him.

IDIOTS.