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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:01 PM
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"Small minded fools!!!1 Am are trying to save your souls!"
Decaf, dude.

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Small minded fools! I have seen and fought against things that will drive a lesser man insane should he lay eyes upon it. We are in a battle more horrifying then you could possibly imagine. Am are trying to save your souls! God help me for I do not have such patience for the damned. You are like children in a straw hut mocking the one that gazed outside the window to warn you of the wolves at your door!

Repent or be Damned for ever!


http://www.christiandiscussionforums.org/v/showpost.php?p=3892970&postcount=24
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:03 PM
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1. all your small minded souls are belong to us!
ok, i'm getting silly now...off to bed :-)
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:04 PM
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2. alright already, I'm convinced
where do I go to get dunked in a big pool of water or the river or whatever rite it is I have to go through.

Heaven forbid I mock the one gazing out the window eh?



























:rofl:

Dude, you're cracking me up
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:05 PM
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3. ("Close This Window")
Slam!

Just too damn bad technology hasn't reached the point where we can inject haloperdol over the intertubes and into their fingers through their keyboards.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:06 PM
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4. It would have been so much better if he'd remembered...
...to put a big "mwahahahahaha!" at the end. There's nothing like a maniacal laugh to complete the picture.
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:15 PM
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5. Dude thinks he's the last cyborg in Blade Runner. Too bad he isn't running out of time too. nt
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:17 PM
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6. Crap. I thought maybe this was about a remake of 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'.
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Nikki Stone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:33 PM
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8. LOL!
:)
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:20 PM
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7. P.S. Proof that Christians DRINK and/or smoke POT. nt
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:45 PM
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9. jmao37 is a nut.
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 12:27 AM
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10. As always... reminded of a comic
http://somethingpositive.net/sp10152006.shtml

Last panel.

The story consisted of one of the characters going to a Christian Hell House instead of a regular haunted house.

TlalocW
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:20 AM
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11. Ia! Ia Cthulhu ftaghn!
Oh wait, that's not where he was going with this? :shrug:
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:25 AM
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12. I cn haz no souls
Atheist here.

:hi:

You are like children in a straw hut mocking the one that gazed outside the window to warn you of the wolves at your door!

That's actually from the fairy tale "The Three Little Pigs," as most people with two working brain cells know. (Not to be confused with any other fairy tales, such as "Genesis" or "Leviticus.")

Maybe he was trying to be respectful of his Muslim readers?

:rofl:
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:53 AM
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13. Sounds a lot like those guys flying those planes on 9/11.
:shrug:
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