The Case Against JebDan Sweeney
December 10, 2008
I usually don't post my print columns here at HuffPo, because they tend to deal with local problems and politicians that would be of interest only to my fellow South Floridians. But the news last week that Sen. Mel Martinez will retire in 2010, and that Jeb Bush will likely run to replace him, is an item that, if nothing is done, will deeply effect all Americans. With that in mind, I felt
this week's column may be a fun read for people everywhere. So, here ya go kids! Fair warning: The language is a little brusque at times, but one of the great advantages of writing for the alternative press is that, when necessary, cursing is permitted. And few topics warrant the inclusion of obscenity more than Jeb Bush.
Amid all the ado over President-elect Barack Obama's ongoing cabinet appointments, the news passed fairly quietly in the national media that Sen. Mel Martinez would not be running for re-election in 2010, citing the usual reason of a desire to spend more time with his family. The immediate announcement was eclipsed by the news, just a short while later, that former Gov. Jeb Bush was interested in running for the post. Neither of the stories came as much of a shock to me--hell, I predicted Martinez wouldn't get re-elected in 2010 on my old blog, Doomed Generation, in November 2006, and nothing about Jeb shocks me anymore. But I'm hoping that maybe Gov. Charlie Crist gets it in his ambitious little heart to hit the primaries against Jeb, because Florida does not need another minute of that swaggering, self-righteous, egomaniacal, avaricious prick.
But let me tell you how I really feel, ace. One need only look to the hagiography of recent editorials to see how the conservative movement is already circling the wagons around King Jeb. In a Dec. 5 piece, Michael Barone of U.S. News and World Report wrote, "Bush, in my judgment, was the outstanding state governor of this decade. ... Operating in a state where liberal newspapers, teachers' unions and trial lawyers maintained a continual barrage of criticism, Bush and the Republican Legislature produced the nation's best education reform and major changes in healthcare, while Bush himself proved masterful in handling hurricane relief."
Clearly, Barone didn't live in Florida under Jeb's rule. The governor did everything in his power--and a great deal outside his power, if his "devious plans" comment regarding Florida's classroom-size amendment is any indication--to make education better for the wealthy while taking funds away from the neediest schools, install his "Heckuva job, Brownie"-like cronies all over both the education and hospital systems and, as far as hurricane relief, fiddle while Florida drowned. We didn't have anything as bad as what happened in New Orleans in those couple of awful hurricane seasons in 2004 and 2005, but it will be difficult to forget Jeb, in the aftermath of Wilma, chiding ruined homeowners for not having enough ice in store, after days without power would have melted it, anyway. If Jeb is the "outstanding state governor of the decade," Marie Antoinette was Mother Jones.
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By all accounts, Jeb is deadly serious about this senatorial run, and the Democrats have few statewide officials that could run against him. The best hope is that Charlie Crist makes a run of it and either wins the primary or so bloodies Jeb that he's easier pickings in the general for a Democrat like Representatives Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Robert Wexler or Kathy Castor, the latter of whom was the only Florida Democrat to vote against the $700 billion bailout bill, giving her some populist credence.
And then there's the only Democrat holding statewide office, state CFO Alex Sink, who may represent the Democrats' best hope of saving the Senate from the putrefying presence of Jeb Bush. Crist, Sink, whomever: Somebody has to shut Jeb down and to do so, they'll have to start early -- like, now; 2010 isn't far away. And before you accuse me of suffering from Bush Derangement Syndrome or some such nonsense, know this: I suffer from Contemptible Fuckwad Derangement Syndrome. Family name has nothing to do with it.
Another bit of Jeb news--- surprise! Jeb's just taken a corporate swill position on yet
another board of directors:
December 1, 2008
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Rayonier, a Jacksonville-based timber and real estate company that claims ownership of 200,000 acres along Interstate 95 from Savannah, Ga. to Daytona Beach.
The company should be familiar with Bush — Rayonier did tens of millions of dollars in land deals with the state while he was governor, including a $60 million deal in 2001 to connect Osceola National Forest to Georgia’s Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge and a $30 million agreement in 2003 that put 8,465 acres in St. Johns County into the Florida Forever program.
In 2000, Bush blasted a $20 million deal with the company as too expensive but joined a unanimous vote from the Cabinet to approve the agreement. Here’s his quote that ran in the Orlando Sentinel and the Vero Beach Press Journal:
“Man, I can’t wait to get back into the real estate business and sell property to the state,” Bush said.
Lee Thomas, Rayonier chairman, said in a press release this morning, “Jeb’s management experience as governor of one of the country’s largest states and his expertise in real estate and public policy issues make him an ideal fit for our Board.”
This is in addition to his positions with
Tenet Health Care,
Lehman Brothers *before the fall* and
CNL Bancshares. Got to fill the ol' coffers for the next political calculation. As if his multiple
"educational foundations" don't mask the accumulation of large amounts of money for his political ambition..
So, did Congress hear whether Jeb Bush got his bonus at Lehman while begging for a bailout?, October 6, 2008
UPDATE 1-Lehman Brothers Holdings is focus of grand jury probes. October 16, 2008
While all the brouhaha over Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's arrest on corruption charges, the Big Three Auto Loan/Bailout, Obama's new cabinet choices and George W. Bush's quiet, yet fast-paced rollbacks of environmental and worker protections,
this calculated and sequential move by Jeb Bush toward a U. S. Senate seat is not receiving the scrutiny it requires.Jim Morin, Miami Herald, 10/9/02
Jeb Inc., July 6, 2008 (This is a treasure trove of links to Jeb's many shady dealings while he was governor.)
Interactive graphic of his recent business dealings, July 6, 2008
When Jeb Bush speaks, people cringe, July 7, 2008
Jeb Bush raided the coffers of dedicated state trust funds to avoid raising taxes., July 7, 2008
"Veto Corleone" Bush is not done yet. Stealth school voucher amendments on November ballot., July 7, 2008
Audit scolds FEMA over payments, September, 2004 (Yeah, we are
still force-fed the notion that Jeb is *famous* for how he handled hurricanes in Florida...)
And, don't forget:
Yep, great-granddaddy Prescott's little 32 year-old namesake is next in line, in case Jeb can't pull it off. Three words in Spanish appear to have signalled a recognition by the Bush family that their dynastic reign in American politics is drawing to a close.
"No tengo futuro" — "I have no future" — Governor Jeb Bush told Spanish-speaking reporters in Florida as he prepared to leave office and was asked whether he still had political ambitions.
December 22, 2006 This is what Jeb! wants us to think:
This is what we'd better be thinking:
For good measure:
BBC program that reveals the attempted right-wing coup in USA in 1933 that included Prescott Bush is a MUST LISTENIf ever there were a hard-charging partisan with a mean-spirited and avaricious nature, it is Jeb Bush. He is currently advocating that the Republicans set up a
shadow government to foment resistance to Obama's agenda.
Now, he wants to occupy a U. S. Senate seat of Florida. Jeb Bush does not have the temperament for the (*polite*) compromise and extended dialog of the Senate body. It's his way or the highway. The Senate is only a means to an end for Jeb Bush. And we know what that is.
It is up to all of us to put an end to his political ambition.