I once crossed the same street at the same time as Barbara Boxer.

[Stinky The Clown]

I spoke to her, too.

I once flew in the same USAir airplane as David Brenner.

I once sat in the same airport waiting area at National Airport as Marie Osmond.

I once saw Martha Stewart get out of a limo in midtown Manhattan across the street from where I was trying to catch a cab.

I once spent half an hour talking sports cars with Paul Newman.

I am still not a Californian.

I am still not a bad stand up comic.

I am still not a Mormon.

I am still not a female media mogul and lifestyle icon.

I am still not a resident of Westport, CT.




Sometimes casual relationships are just casual ...... or less.

[Mister Ed]

1. In light of these revelations, I think my congresswoman, Michele Bachmann, would say...

The media needs to do an investigation and find out: are you pro-America or are you anti-America?

[GodlessBiker]

2. Okay, I'll ask. Why did you cross the road?

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Okay, I'll answer. To Talk To Barbara Boxer.

Who, I might add, is very petite. Five foot nuttin'

[mnhtnbb]

4. I once sat at a table next to George Clooney in a NYC restaurant.

I once had Walter Matthau tell me my son was a "real Dennis the Menace" in a Pacific Palisades bank.

I once had former Senator/Governor Bob Kerrey sitting at my kitchen counter during a cocktail party.

I once saw Lucille Ball at a make-up counter at a department store in Westwood (L.A.)CA

I once got a nice "no thank you" letter from Joanne Woodward when I sent her a copy of my play.

And I'm not a Californian, either!

Oh, and Richard Thomas once told me and some hospital colleagues, "Good night, all" as he was
leaving Hollywood Presbyterian where his wife had given birth many, many years ago.

:hi:

[TomInTib]

5. I sat at a table between tables occupied by Warren Buffett and Bill Gates.

Servino Ristorante, Tiburon, California.

And I'm still poor.

But I am one good-looking mofo, and those dudes are plug-ugly.