OBAMA CONSPIRED WITH WILLIAM AYERS TO FORCE ROD BLAGOJEVICH TO SELL A SENATE SEAT TO REVEREND WRIGHT

[kpete]

:sarcasm: yes, i swear... kp

Shocking revelations continue to be revealed in the shocking conspiracy scandal of Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich conspiring, shockingly, to sell president-elect Barack Obama's shockingly vacated Senate seat to the most shockingly highest conspiratorial bidder. Shocking! Speculation swirls as to the precise connection between the dapper president-elect and the disgraced Journey-haired governor. These speculations can now be safely laid to rest.

FDL CAN NOW REVEAL THAT BARACK OBAMA CONSPIRED WITH WILLIAM AYERS TO FORCE ROD BLAGOJEVICH TO SELL A SENATE SEAT TO REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT.

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THIS.

b. ROD BLAGOJEVICH asked what he could get for the Senate seat. BARACK OBAMA said GIVE IT TO REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT or I will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. Next WILLIAM AYERS pulls a SWITCHBLADE and says in a high-pitched PETER LORRE voice "I am going to cut you." ROD BLAGOJEVICH said "but that will open the door to Muslim terrorism." Then BARACK OBAMA said "I thought you liked that because you are in the Democrat party." ROD BLAGOJEVICH said "oh that's right motherfucker." Then THE EMPEROR who was formerly SENATOR PALPATINE said "I love this old school shit. Give in to your hate!" Then HILLARY CLINTON had LESBIAN SEX with VINCE FOSTER.

This story is BREAKING WIDE OPEN. Please stay tuned! We'll be hearing about this in excruciating detail for years to come!

more at:
http://firedoglake.com/2008/12/12/breaking-blagojevichobama-links-on-senate-seat-sale-confirmed-missing-link-discovered/

[SharonRB]

1. ROFL

:rofl:

[JuniperLea]

2. HI-LARIOUS!!

:rofl:

Some stupid Freeper will believe this you know. Oh yes they will!

:rofl:

[HowHasItComeToThis]

3. DEAR KPETE, PLEASE DON'T POST THESE THINGS AS THEY WILL

BE ALLEGED AS TRUE BY SOME KOOK

[GrizzlyMan]

4. BURN THE SOUTH TO THE GROUND!! KILL THEM ALL!!!

Oh...sorry...wrong thread. :shrug:

[LisaM]

5. Why stop at Reverend Wright? Why not sell it to that other one, that priest

Father Whats-his-name, that pretended to cry. Frankly, I think I'd pay to see him in the Senate!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

6. MY GAWD THIS IS HUGH111111

MORANS!!!!!!

[LSK]

7. Barack Hussein Obama - Obviously this is an Iraqi Al Queda plot

:crazy:

[madrchsod]

8. that`s the way we do things in illionis...

plus every other word we say is motherfuckers