Still Another bush Joke For You!

[MarianJack]

bush & Laura get on Air Force One to go to Europe. Halfway across the Atlantic, a secret service agent says "Mr. president, engine #1 just burnt out. We can go on 3 engines but we'll be an hour late". bush opens his Sports Illustrated and says "alright".

Later, the secret service agent says "Mr. president, engine #2 burnt out. We can continue on 2 engines but we'll be 2 hours late". bush puts his Hustler down and says "alright".

Still later, the agent says "Mr. president, engine #3 just burnt out, we can continue on 1 engine but we'll be 4 hours late". bush takes the straw out of his nose and says "alright".

Even later, the agent runs in and yells "MR. pRESIDENT! ENGINE #4 JUST BURNT OUT"! bush opens a bottle of Jim Beam, turns to laura and says "Jesus H Christ, we're gonna be up here all fuckin' night"!

PEACE!

[man4allcats]

1. Good one!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. BAHAHAHA

:rofl: Thank you!! Just what I needed today :pals:

[zehnkatzen]

3. [rimshot!] n/t

[MarianJack]

5. Sorry, zehnkartzen!

#4 was supposed to be an answer for you!

Thanx again!

[MarianJack]

4. Rimshots!

Very addictive for a jokester! Thanx!

[Uncle Joe]

6. That was good, thanks MarianJack.

:rofl:

[MarianJack]

8. You're very welcome.

Look for another in a few minutes!

[mahina]

7. Thanks for the first laugh I've had from * ever.

That's the first funny joke. Mahalo!!

[MarianJack]

9. A Good laugh...

...after crying a LOT!

BTW, great pic of the next prez in your sig line!