Rumor: Rush Limpballs Engaged...

[RoadRage]

Link: http://gawker.com/5105770/rush-limbaugh-engaged

Totally not a legit site.. so I'm not sure how true this is. But who in the hell hears Limbaugh, and thinks "Oh yeah.. that's the guy for me". :puke:

I guess a $400 million dollar contract can buy you basically anything these days, eh? Anyway.. i'm sure the happy couple will live happily ever after, right?

Ohh.. and what wife number would this be for Rush.. is it #4? Well.. at least he's got his priorities straight.. making sure Gay people can't get married to "protect" the "sactity" of Marriage. :eyes:

I really don't like Rush Limbaugh. Drugs.. 4 marriages... does he even realize that he's the poster child parody of a typical Republican?

[BrklynLiberal]

1. ugh!: cough!: spit!: puke!: gag!: blech!:

[Number23]

16. I KNOW! Gadzooks!

What self-respecting woman would want to shack up with that thing?? I could not imagine a more despicable groom nor a man who deserves to live alone surrounded by 200 filthy, flesh-eating cats more.

He'll probably kick her out of bed to curl up with a hoagie and a bottle of hot sauce on their wedding night. Bleah...:puke:

[BrklynLiberal]

30. "a man who deserves to live alone surrounded by 200 filthy, flesh-eating cats more."

Perfect!!! :rofl:

[DainBramaged]

2. To what, a mechanical hand?

[shadowknows69]

3. Who is the beard...Um I mean bride to be?

[DainBramaged]

4. Didn't he go to Costa Rica with a bottle of his lawyer's Viagra

and isn't Costa Rica known for adolescent sex trade? (correct me if I'm wrong).

[charlie]

6. Domincan Republic n/t

[DainBramaged]

7. OK, I was right. And he is hanging out with a woman? He also has a flatulence problem?

[tularetom]

5. Why doesn't he just GROW a "beard"?

Maybe this one won't mind the viagra fueled trips to the Dominican Republic in search of young boys.

[cabluedem]

22. You have to be a man to grow a beard. Limpspine doesnt qualify. nt

[lpbk2713]

8. Technology is really amazing these days.

That inflatable doll standing next to OxyRush looks so life like!

That's all Pimple Butt could get to appear in public with him.

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. Engaged in what, exactly?

[baldguy]

10. Who is she & how much is he paying her?

[camera obscura]

11. If any gossip site is legit it's Gawker...

the comments are hilarious :rofl:

I've always wondered how Rush could have three-going-on-four marriages and no kids. I mean God knows abortion is for crazy baby-killing feminists, right? Must be something else going on...

[madrchsod]

12. huffington had this story in january 2008

she was 31 at the time....ya she`s a hard 32

[leftofcool]

13. To his drug dealer? Bookie?

[Rhiannon12866]

14. No, not again! How many does this make? And who is that desperate, or deaf and blind?!

I used to work with the commercial networks, mainly CBS. And my main contact for CBS News was Dan Rather's publicist, very nice and helpful and I liked her a lot. But then one of my co-workers told me and showed me proof that this nice normal woman was "dating" Rush Limbaugh, something I couldn't imagine. I never felt quite the same way about her, but never summoned up the courage to say anything... x(

But the end of the story is that she eventually lost Rush Limbaugh, married a normal guy and had a baby. But I still can't imagine what she was thinking, especially since she worked for Dan Rather... :shrug:

[lob1]

15. She's kinda pretty, except for the giant Hellboy hand.

[Number23]

17. LOL!!

:thumbsup: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[underpants]

26. LOL I has just about to post

MAN HANDS!!!!!!!

[old mark]

18. Is she holding his wallet....

or is that some sort of shock collar control?
DOWN, rush. Sit. Stay.


mark

[FarLeftRage]

19. I don't think so...

here is his true love:

[TWiley]

20. This is why I dislike football.

[PCIntern]

21. She looks like one of those 'baseball wives'

I used to see sitting at the Vet here in Philly right behind home plate. It's generally a skinny, dyed yellow-blond, heavy makeup look.

Typical...

[SpiralHawk]

23. "Next victim, please." - Rush 'Draft Dodger' Limbaugh

Ptoooey on overpaid republicon chickenhawk propagandists...

[madokie]

24. There will definitely have to be a name change once she gets whatever loot she gets from him

could you imagine being a woman and at a party and it becomes known to the other party goers that you were once married to limpdik. I wouldn't touch that with someone elses part, nor a ten foot pole. CRripes

[Mari333]

25. ..

[underpants]

27. What time is she on Fox News?

I have a hard time distinguishing their "blonde of the hour"

[Dinger]

28. Didn't he Have Something To Do With Going On A Trip With Other perverts,

and they had some kind of drugs with them (Oxycontin)? Also, I think there were young boys involved.

Sorry; I know this is vague, but I do remember reading something like this about pig boy within the last couple of years.

[marmar]

29. To something that doesn't walk on all fours?

:freak: