You mom's on dickipedia

[burythehatchet]

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Your_mom

Though, like most humans, your mom has an actual date of birth, her life did not truly begin until you, her brilliant child, passed through her birth canal and emerged from her vagina, naked and glistening with amniotic fluid. Every moment of her existence up to that point was merely prelude to your birth, and every moment since has been spent in deference to your needs and desires.

[Shardik]

1. Step away from the joint.

:)

[Fire1]

3. LOL!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Not my mom, thats for sure

I was conceived to help her, and have been a great disappointment.

[monmouth]

4. We must be related somehow, my mother had one child, my brother...LOL...n/t

[PeaceNikki]

5. Motherhood: it's long, it's hard and it's extremely satisfying

That's what your mom said last night.

:rofl: