HMN: DOCTORS' OPINIONS ON THE BAILOUTS

[emilyg]

Monday, 15 December 2008, 8:26 p.m. Hi Folks

thought a little chuckle would be a welcome break !!!

After the American Medical A$$ociation heard about the U$ Government's financial bailout package, here is what they had to say:

The Allergist$ voted to scratch it.

The Dermatologist$ advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist$ had sort of a gut feeling about it

But the Neurologist$ thought the Administration had a lot of nerve

And the Obstetrician$ felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologist$ considered the idea shortsighted.

The Pathologist$ yelled, 'Over my dead body!'

Meanwhile, the Pediatrician$ said, 'Oh, grow up!'

The Psychiatrist$ thought the whole idea was madness

The Radiologist$ could see right through it.

The Surgeon$ decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internist$ thought it was a bitter pill to swallow

And the Plastic Surgeon$ said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrist$ thought it was a step forward,

But the Urologist$ felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologist$ thought the whole idea was a gas.

And the Cardiologist$ didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologist$ left the decision up to some a$$holes in Washington

[blue cat]

1. thanks

for posting

[emilyg]

2. Thanks for your thanks.

It feels lonely on DU at times.

[Fumesucker]

3. Clever...

Here's mine.

The Oncologist$ thought it was a cancer on the body politic.