Still Another bush Joke!

[MarianJack]

One evening dubbya is stumbling along the beach and he stubs his toe in the sand. He looks down and sees a lamp. He picks it up and rubs it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says "Ah-Ha, my master! You've freed me from 5,000,000 years of imprisonment. You may have any 3 wishes you please"!

dubbya says "WOW! I want a bottle of Jim Beam".

The genie says "I've been waiting for 5,000,000 years and the best you can come up with is a fuckin' bottle of Jim Beam? You're a pretty lame master, if you don't mind my sayin'".

dubbya says that Jim Beam is what he wants, so the Genie says "I'll tell you what. I'll give you a bottle of Jim Beam that will NEVER be empty. That way, I'll at least feel like I did some magic". He conjures the bottle and gives it to dubbya.

After watching dubbya drink for about an hour, the Genie says "Pardon me, uhhh...master. You DO have 2 wishes left. I'd appreciate it if we could get them over with so I can get the hell out of here".

dubbya says "WOW! 2 more wishes? I'll take 2 more of THESE"!

PEACE!

[rusty_parts2001]

1. lame

[MarianJack]

2. I''ve posted quite a few lately...

...and I'll admit that I'm nearing the bottom of the barrel.

Bottom of the barrel? You know, the place bush has spent his entire life.

PEACE!