To the wingnut who stole my Obama/Biden magnet and left a note - w4m

[BR_Parkway]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/926611821.html

Date: 2008-11-20, 12:49AM PST


I was really angry when I got to my car, which was minding its own business parked in the Barnes & Noble parking lot, and I saw that someone had stolen my precious Obama magnet! I waited more than 2 months for that magnet to come in the mail!!

But then as I was driving home I noticed a small white paper flapping in the breeze under my windshield wiper. I pulled over to retrieve it and it was a sloppily-scribbled, psychotic expression of your wingnut political beliefs. I do not care about your paranoid mental disorder (I quote: "Are you ready to give up your freedom? It's COMING MORON!!")

You stole my magnet. I want it back. I'll give you 24 hours to put it back on my scion, which will be parked there tomorrow... or I will take the scrap of Wells Fargo bank statement you wrote your wing-note on to my friend who works for Wells Fargo. She will scan the barcode on the corner of your note and tell me who you are. And I will come steal something YOU value, perhaps your fingernail clipping collection or John McCain blow-up doll!

You have until sundown Thursday, douchbag!

[JuniperLea]

1. Awesome!

Maybe "Coming Moron" was the signature?

:shrug:

[FloridaJudy]

2. Dumb, dumb, dumb!!!

:rofl:

He wrote the note on his bank statement?? I know wing-nuts aren't rocket surgeons, but that's a classic!!

[damntexdem]

9. Aw, (s)he probably thought it was safe because the account is overdrawn.

;-)

[MineralMan]

3. Ahhh....sounds like he's an ARRIVED MORON,

not just a COMING one. You just have to love these creeps, don't you. Now, if you did the same to this person's Car Nutz hanging off his trailer hitch, he'd probably draw down on you and shoot you. But, it's OK if he steals your political statement.

Amazing!

[Uncle Joe]

4. Ironic isn't it, this moron in spirit violates your 1st Amendment; freedom of speech rights

warning you about the impending threat against your freedom. It boggles the mind.:crazy:

[Shiver]

6. Mention the first amendment to any one of them, and they give you a blank look.

If the amendment doesn't involve their guns, they don't care.

[MineralMan]

7. Mention the Second Amendment to them...it might

give them pause. Assholes!

[Uncle Joe]

8. That's a subject of even more irony, because if we didn't have a First Amendment,

the Second Amendment would've have died a long time ago.

The NRA uses the First Amendment to make their case for the Second Amendment.

[BlueCollar]

5. Please keep us informed...

This looks like it could be fun...