Oh God. Tom Delay has found "Christ"

[Horse with no Name]

:eyes:

[Bluebear]

1. HALLELUJAH!!!!11111

:eyes:

[Horse with no Name]

3. And he hasn't even been to jail yet.

:spank:

[zanne]

2. I didn't know he had misplaced him.

Didn't he do that years ago?

[Catherine Vincent]

4. Was that before or after he called a former president "slimy"?

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. Christ was missing??

See, if he were younger, they would have issued an amber alert. I hope Christ wasn't tainted by contact with the Bug Man.

:hi:

Ghost

[rurallib]

16. Actually, Christ heard DeLay was going to jail. Knowing that DeLay

would be looking for him as most RW crooks do when they are caught, Jesus had gone into hiding. Story was that Jesus had crawled back into his tomb when that damned Hollywood director found him.

[ComerPerro]

6. uh, hadn't he already supposedly found him?

[Ian David]

11. No, but this time he really, REALLY means it.

Before, he was born-again into the WRONG kind of born-again fundie christianity.

This time, he's REALLY found Jesus.

He's found the kind of Jesus that gets you out of jail.

You know... the Jesus that sits on your shoulder and tells people to trust you.

[ComerPerro]

21. how many times can one be "born again" anyway?

[Ian David]

23. Until Jesus runs out of placentas? n/t

[Horse with no Name]

33. .....

:spray:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

44. !

:rofl:

[kestrel91316]

52. OMG, you come over here RIGHT NOW and clean up this

monitor screen!!!!

:rofl:

[rurallib]

26. Maybe he enjoys crawling up the birth canal?

[geardaddy]

38. It beats crawling up

*'s alimentary canal.

[H2O Man]

7. He does seem really different,

doesn't he? Almost .... well .... "reborn."

What a gross shit he is.

[Horse with no Name]

14. Maybe he was "pre-born" the first time

Now he is "re-born".
And yes...he is a "gross shit"

[Ian David]

48. Now he's After-birth. n/t

[NightWatcher]

8. I bet Jesus was trying to hide from him

he needs to change his cell #. All these bastards keep getting it

[geardaddy]

28. lol

Scene: Jesus and the Disciples are hanging around Jesus' pad. The phone rings.

Jesus looks at caller ID, sighs heavily: "Shit! It's that Tom Delay guy." Looks at Peter "You answer it."
Peter: "Uh, hello?"
Tom Delay: "Yeah, is Jesus there? I wanna tell him that I need a favor from him."
Jesus waving his hands and mouthing, "I'm not here."

[Ian David]

50. Damn thee, Tom DeLay...

No matter how well I hideth, thou keeps fucking finding Me!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. And making money by telling us about it in a book

Couldn't he have just made the announcement without it being tied to a profit-making endeavor?

[geardaddy]

10. I thought he was one of those before. n/t

[Fridays Child]

12. PM me when somebody finds his younger brother, Craig.

:P

[rurallib]

22. LOL!!! "DeLay finds Christ too expensive. Signs up with his brother"

[lonestarnot]

13. Fuck Tom Delay! That pitface better stop trying to get on my TV!

[TahitiNut]

15. Fine. Let him repent in prison. Penitentiaries are for penitence.

:puke:

[azurnoir]

17. He did??

Wow, where was he looking? He wasn't bending over was he?

[zulchzulu]

18. It was the Devil with a Christ Halloween mask on, Tommy...

Now do what he says...oh wait... you already are.

[babylonsister]

19. He had the BALLS to call Clinton slimy? Pot meet kettle... nt

[CrownPrinceBandar]

20. He refers to Big Dog as "slimy" and "character challenged"...

Pot, meet Kettle.

[Buttercup McToots]

24. He is a BAD MAN!!

Are they paying him to be on the show?
Christ with all the money he has stolen...
Who is the real slimeball...

[durrrty libby]

25. "Tom Delay has found "Christ""

That is what criminals do

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

27. Anyone notice he sounds a bit drunk?

He's having trouble pronouncing several words.

[Buttercup McToots]

31. Studdering alot...

Not answering questions...
10 martini"s?
mmmmmm

[TlalocW]

29. Where and when did he state this?

TlalocW

[Horse with no Name]

30. He is on Hardball now

It was the first spew of his diatribe.

[tanyev]

32. Great. Now he can work on Osama Bin Laden.

[TahitiNut]

54. I'm thinking he should find Jimmy Hoffa.

... then send him to Aruba to find Natalie Holloway. :shrug:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

57. good idea.

(btw, D.B. Cooper is in hiding on Curacao.)

[Buttercup McToots]

34. Thank Gawd

He is off...

[Island Blue]

35. Praise Cheeses!

[NMMNG]

36. Jebus, how many criminals are going to try that before people catch on?

:eyes:

[Ian David]

55. Bush didn't fall for the old "I found Jesus on death row" trick

Early in Campaign 2000, Bush was traveling around with conservative writer Tucker Carlson, who was preparing a profile. Carlson later recounted Bush’s ridicule of convicted murderer Karla Faye Tucker as she pleaded for her life.

Asked about her clemency appeal, Bush mimicked what he claimed was the condemned woman’s message to him: “With pursed lips in mock desperation, {Bush said,} ‘Please don’t kill me.’” Carlson wrote in Talk magazine.

http://consortiumnews.com/2001/082701a.html


Karla Faye Tucker
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Karla Faye Tucker (November 18, 1959–February 3, 1998) was convicted of murder in 1984 and sentenced to death. The case entered the U.S. and international news because she had become a born-again Christian while in prison and George W. Bush, then governor of Texas, had to decide on her request for clemency, which he ultimately denied. Tucker became the first woman to be executed in Texas since the American Civil War.



More:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Faye_Tucker

Not the same lady who was on "Moonlighting"

[NMMNG]

58. Oh, but DeLay will be different--mark my words

:puke:

[Buttercup McToots]

37. Gore up...

Gonna talk about Gore...

[Sir Jeffrey]

39. Wow, first James Cameron and now Tom DeLay

[n2doc]

40. So he has found Christ. Next on the list : A Gay Meth-dealing Hooker! n/t

[Atman]

41. They all do when stuck in a foxhole with bombs exploding overhead

Delay is total scum.

.

[buff2]

42. Really????

His party has been holding him hostage for years. You would think he would have known that already. :eyes:

[Initech]

43. Wasn't he already a major Jesus freak?

[WinkyDink]

45. On a cracker?

[KamaAina]

53. Or a trailer hitch?

[Horse with no Name]

61. I was HOPING a DU'er would drag this nugget out

:thumbsup:

[mikeytherat]

46. Oh, sure. Like Christ didn't see him coming first.

"Aw, crap. Here comes that asswipe Delay - probably wants to turn his life over to me. Taxi!"

mikey_the_rat

[stellanoir]

47. there goes the likelihood and plausibility of the second coming

"Poof"

[etherealtruth]

49. When hearing the name Tome Delay ....

all I can do is extend my condolences to the good people of Texas.

What an ass.

[Canuckistanian]

51. There he was, right in behind my golf clubs in the closet

I thought I'd lost him for good.

[Raskolnik]

56. Sweet! First they find the missing Boy Scout, now they've located Jesus!

It's a hell of a week.

[PaDem]

59. so he's running for President down the line..........

how about Delay/Gingrich 2012?

[Cha]

60. That traitor has found that saying

"I've found Christ" gets him off the hook with the fundies.

Everyone else has a brain and knows he's no better today than the gutter rat he was when he got indicted.

[blondeatlast]

62. Damn--I sent a new pair of Adidas to Christ last week, apparently too late.

Damn UPS! I paid extra for "rush" delivery, too.

I guess I'll be sending JC a sympathy card now...

[maine_raptor]

63. What no "Rehab" first?

I mean, I thought ya had to go to rehab and then "find Christ". Isn't that the order in which things are done nowadays?

Someone check the rule book, I think he missed a step.

Is it like baseball, where ya tag the guy out if he misses a base when rounding the bags after hitting a homer?

We need an umpire here.

:sarcasm:

[youthere]

64. and Christ says "Shit! You found me!"

[bdamomma]

65. too late for you,

it's really ironic after all the shit these people do, they are "REBORN" again, same thing happened to George, because he was suddenly"cured" from his alcohol addiction which we all know he did not get any treatment. What a bunch of hypocrites, using religion as their way out.