Guess Bristol Palin's baby's name

[galaxy21]

Obviously, hoping she has a healthy baby, safe delivery...etc but come on, in a family with a Track, Trigg and Bristol that baby's going to have a weird ass name.

Puck!

[matcom]

1. Duggar

[Sanity Claws]

2. Zamboni

Her mom said that she liked that name. Really.

[ixion]

3. meth

you know, after something they love in Wasilla.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. Something strange?

John.

Joseph.

Thomas.

[Stardust]

5. "Comparison"

[Joe the Liberal]

6. Lol I can only imagine what they will come up with......

Puck is a good guess as you said, or stick, or twig or something like that. :rofl:

[Wilms]

7. Ice

:yoiks:

[TomInTib]

14. We posted the same thing at exactly the same time.

Are you communicating with me through the fillings in my teeth?

[Wilms]

18. I'm using the crack pipe I fashioned out of tinfoil!

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

8. Misdeamenor

[TomInTib]

9. Ice

[galaxy21]

56. Ice Johnson is a seriously badass name

[ruggerson]

10. Snort

[B o d i]

11. Snowmachine

or perhaps Methamphetamine Hydrochloride?

[galaxy21]

12. Katie

after grandma's favourite reporter!

[SoCalDem]

13. Wrangler Levi Toughskin n/t

[LiberalEsto]

15. Puck Uriah

In other words, Puck U.

[no_hypocrisy]

16. Jesus Christ, Our Savior in Heaven

[Greybnk48]

17. Crystal

[CTyankee]

25. I really think that's the winner! After all, there's family history to take into account!

n/t

[Kceres]

61. Except with a "K", Krystal.

Besides, it rhymes with Bristol.

[DS1]

19. Veep

[Rincewind]

20. Photo op

That's what gramma will use the kid for.

[BR_Parkway]

21. Oxy, to honor his other Grandma

[barbtries]

22. ummm

бесстрашный лидер

[lapfog_1]

23. Nailin - n/t.

[PCIntern]

24. Stalin. Because:

"She can see Russia from her house"

[TheCowsCameHome]

26. Back Seat

[galaxy21]

43. Oh, that's mean...

And on an equally mean level...

"Abstinance Works Palin"

Oh, I'm going to hell, aren't I?

[ret5hd]

27. Tweek

[Capt. America]

28. Nascar

[Inkyfuzzbottom]

29. Bass Turd

in honor of the sportsman in all of them...

[malaise]

30. Methew

named for Granny Johnson, and I wish I had come up with that. :D

[bottomtheweaver]

45. bwahaha

:rofl:

[Fumesucker]

31. Bristol Palin and her unborn child are victims.. And it burns my ass big time to see them mocked..

You really should be ashamed of yourselves, Bristol and her child to be are guilty only of having an unscrupulous and power hungry mother and bear no responsibility whatsoever for her actions.

How would you feel if Sasha and Malia Obama were to be treated with such disrespect?

[canetoad]

33. lol

why don't ya just scrape up the charred remains of your nether regions and save your faux outrage for someone who cares.

[Fumesucker]

34. I'll wait for the outragge when Sasha and Malia get simlarly attacked..

It *will* happen and there *will* be outrage..

And I'll be here to remind you of your own behavior.

[canetoad]

36. MY own behaviour?

What the hell you talking about?

[Bobbieo]

35. A cruel streak does run through DU !!!!

[galaxy21]

38. I made it clear at the start I wished for nothing but the best for Bristol and the child

But they are a family of people with wacky names. The kid is more than likely going to have an odd name. And out of all the things to mock the Palin family for, this is the least serious one.

[Fumesucker]

47. Mocking the weak and the innocent is what Reichtards do..

Is that the way you see yourself?

[galaxy21]

48. Your comparing starting a thread about bad baby names to the reich?

Grow up.

[Fumesucker]

49. Reichtards is a common term on DU for Republicans..

But you knew that.. :eyes:

[galaxy21]

51. Would you care to explain how I'm mocking the weak and innocent?

[Fumesucker]

55. Oh please..

If you don't understand how distasteful a lot of these names being bandied about are, there is no point in me trying to explain it to you.

I even joined in this stuff when we were talking about Sarah Palin, she is neither weak nor innocent and I have no problem with savage mockery of *her*.

You are now mocking Bristol and her unborn child, since it will be Bristol who is choosing the name for her child.

And FWIW, Bristol is no more strange a name than Chelsea. ISTR we had a famous child named Chelsea at one point in the USA.

[galaxy21]

58. "If you don't understand how distasteful a lot of these names being bandied about are"

Things like 'Meth' and 'Ice' are aimed at the drug addled town of Wasilla, most of the other jokes on here are aimed at Palin (prop palin) than anyone else. Why not track down the people who started the 'sarah palin random baby namer' website that proved incredibly popular?

"You are now mocking Bristol and her unborn child, since it will be Bristol who is choosing the name for her child"

Unless the baby is choosing his own name, he's not getting mocked. As for Bristol,no one is seriously suggesting she'll call her kid any of this stuff, its what, in the wacky world of the Palin family, she could call the child.

"And FWIW, Bristol is no more strange a name than Chelsea. ISTR we had a famous child named Chelsea at one point in the USA."

I agree. I like the name Bristol.

[Fumesucker]

62. I put my brother's name, Roger, into the name generator..

It came back "chop meth palin", which I thought was hilarious..

But that was when it was Sarah doing the naming.

It wasn't an attack on the children but on the mother, that is the difference.

[muriel_volestrangler]

57. Actually, it's not at all common

I can only find 3 DUers (one of whom is you) who have ever used it. And, being a play on 'retard', it runs the risk of getting deleted by a moderator (I guess it's possible others have used it, but have had it deleted).

[Fumesucker]

60. My mistake, there are several other forums where I read it often..

And frankly I think it's a very apt term.

Republicans are fascist wannabees and also not very bright (on the whole).

My apologies and thanks for correcting me.

[TomInTib]

32. Tweak

[canetoad]

40. Fidget

[AlCzervik]

37. Future inmate #136783.

[SAXMAR]

39. It's a boy, right?

How about First name Hugh and middle name Betcha.

Hugh Betcha!

[Canuckistanian]

41. Trash

Named after the grandmother.

Either will do.

[rainbow4321]

42. Child Protective Service case #219850. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

52. Winner. n/t

[bottomtheweaver]

44. Crank.

or Clap.

[Muttocracy]

46. maybe she'll rebel by choosing a boring name? nt

[screembloodymurder]

50. As much as I dislike her Mom,

I like Bristol. I hope her baby is healthy and that she is happy. Christian if a boy, Faith if a girl.

[and-justice-for-all]

53. Jesus...nt

[Bucky]

54. Prop

Prop Palin

[foxfeet]

59. Ward. As in Ward of the State.

[soothsayer]

63. Obama

[Rowdyboy]

64. How about Oxycontin? "Oxie C" for short

[BigAnth]

65. Maverick

[mykpart]

73. Perfect! Maverick!

A winner!

[Swamp Rat]

66. Baby Bullwinkle

:D

[flvegan]

67. Slingblade

[AlCzervik]

71. Hehe.

:thumbsup:

she can name the next one (you know there will be) Warshboard.

[flvegan]

74. Nickname, Kaiserblade.

[AlCzervik]

75. I sure like the way you talk.

[Cetacea]

68. Didgit. n/t

[earth mom]

69. Maverick.

That or any of the names on this list:

http://www.kci.org/meth_info/slang_names.htm

[raging_moderate]

70. Naye-Lynn

Naye-Lynn

[704wipes]

72. Trojan

a name her BF should have been more familiar with