CHEENEE looks like he's got a flight plan on a small plane & Chris WALLACE like a clown-whore

[UTUSN]

It's a BAD MAKE-UP day on Faux!1 WALLACE's lips were *so* extra painted, sort of a brick-red, that only a talented photo shopper could do him justice.

CHEENEE's lips were about the same color, but since his upper sneer has no surface for painting, the lower one gave smaller area to stick out as much. However, his cheeks were rouged into two isosceles triangles, base up. Underneath the paint, he looks to be on knocking on Hades' door.

He admitted that he *did* say "(cheenee) you" to LEAHY "because he deserved it", but that they have made up and been civil to each other. Uh, *who* was being UNcivil (not to mention arrogant-bastard, totalitarian, oligarchic, plutocratic, royalist) before?!1

[indepat]

1. Tantamount to giving clown-whores a bad name?

:P