Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.

[Coexist]

"I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah.

Holy shit.
Where's the Tylenol?"

MERRY CHRISTMAS, DU!

from out atheist home to yours... Christian, Jewish, Muslim, agnostic... all of you.


p.s. My home also loves:

Muppet Christmas Carol (light the lamp, not the rat, light the LAMP, not the RAT!)

Scrooged (the bitch hit me with a toaster!)

Home for the Holidays (No, I'm calling you a product of baboon lovin'. There's a distinction)

The Family Stone (She has got this throat-clearing tick... it's like she's digging for clams!)...

what do you like? got any good quotes from it?

[madeline_con]

1. I've decided to get you the same thing I got you last year.

;) plus this: :hug:

[Coexist]

4. awww.. thanks.

:hug:

[sandnsea]

2. I just watched Fred Claus

and it's well worth the moments of Vince Vaughn's diatribes. No quotes, but three elves dressed in secret service garb, taking down Vince Vaughn, that's pretty funny too.

[Coexist]

5. I'll try to catch it, thanks.

[liberalmuse]

3. I'm giving you a very special gift...

[Coexist]

6. SQUIRREL!

[liberalmuse]

7. Noooo.

A chair! I'm kidding. The squirrel was living in a Christmas tree, oddly enough.

[Fearless]

8. I pledge allegiance to the flag...

:patriot:


:rofl:

[Coexist]

9. Play ball!