What will Dubya be doing ten years from now?

[ironflange]

Poll question: What will Dubya be doing ten years from now?

Just got to wondering. Will Commander Bunnypants be:

[dysfunctional press]

1. whatever poppy says.

nt

[jobycom]

6. Only if you see W as John Malcovich, and Poppy as that old guy

who climbs into his head to extend his life.

[dysfunctional press]

13. apparently you don't know much about the lifespan of shape-shifting lizard alien beings...

http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/

[jobycom]

18. hehe! That does explain things!

[tblue]

2. Riding his bike, fishing, telling fart jokes, no different from what he does right now

except his retirement will be 'official.'

[Colobo]

3. Either in the oil business

Or in the lecturing circuit. Regardless of how bad he's been as a president, he will still get some people to listen to him.

[alfredo]

4. He will be hiding in Paraguay.

[mentalsolstice]

5. Turning big rocks into little rocks! eom

[Monkeyman]

7. Living in South America deep in the jungle

[FyurFly]

8. Livin in South America n/t

[Prophet 451]

9. Oil company

He'll have little actual power but it always looks good to have a Bush on the letterhead.

In a just world, he'd be about halfway through a jail term.

[IChing]

10. In ten years he will be doing 10 more years

in prison

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. Doing cocaine, smoking grass, drinking and staying wasted all day

as he won't have to run for office anymore and put up the false front of the righteous born-again Christian.

[MADem]

16. Ya know, LBJ ended up like that. No drugs, mind you....

but he went back to his TX ranch, grew his hair long, got very depressed, started smoking again (he quit after his heart attack) and drank like a fish.

Didn't last long, he didn't. Died of a broken heart over his mistakes with regard to his mismanagement of Vietnam, some say.

[Colobo]

19. He realized he helped screw up things badly

And he had a conscience.

[Ilsa]

20. Yep. At least he had a heart and a conscience. nt

[ComerPerro]

43. yeah, but unlike LBJ, it won't be because of conscience or depression or anything like that

just selfish, self-loving drug abuse.

[MADem]

46. Well, there WAS that rumor about him seeing the shrink and going on a bunch of meds.

Without the WH Doc to tell him to take his pills everyday, it might get interesting. Hell, Laura ain't gonna spend much time on that stupid ranch--that's HIS baby.

[ComerPerro]

47. how will the MSM spin it if in 2010 or so he dies of an overdose?

wait, nevermind, I already know.

Everyone, all at once, don't be shy:

Clinton did it!

[MADem]

48. I figured they'd go for "undiagnosed, unknown, freakish heart problem"

One of those "who could have EVER known!!" lies...

[ComerPerro]

42. I completely agree

[Double T]

12. Clearing brush in Paraguay with a GPS ankle tracking device.

[hyphenate]

14. drooling n/m

[PerfectSage]

15. In 10 years he'll find out Poppy wrote him out of his will...

...so he'll have a shitfit and sue Poppy's estate for his Carlyle Group cut.

[MGD]

17. Hiding from his failures and avoiding corners at all costs.

[Ilsa]

21. I'm hoping he'll be

pushing up daisies, but sooner.

Yeah. messing around with flowers is a really relaxing deal.

[MGD]

39. Or, better yet, planting tulips in the prison garden somewhere.

Not likely though

[sojourner]

22. hiding out on poppy's paraguay paradise......

no extradition! no recognition of international court.

[Sabriel]

23. Trying to gather enough comic books to start his Presidential Library n/t

[nevergiveup]

24. Biking in the mountains

of Pakistan. He will be tried and convicted of war crimes and his sentence will be to spend the rest of his life searching for Osama.

[1620rock]

25. Burning in Hell (if there is one). eom

[Telly Savalas]

26. He'll have his own show in Vegas.

[juno jones]

27. Living in Paraguay...

...after the revolution. He will be chained to Mr and Mrs Moon. They will talk about how great 2001 was for them while they are being re-educated by performing honest jobs involving resoling sandals with old tires....


gotta remember the verb next time...

[ElizabethDC]

28. Dead, the victim of a freak pretzel mishap. n/t

[ironflange]

32. Hah!

The winnah!

[Mister Ed]

29. Doing time. n/t

[Innocent Smith]

30. Baseball Commissioner

[blitzen]

31. Cooking Meth and visiting his masseur

[BlooInBloo]

33. Who cares exactly *why* Dear Leader shuffles off this mortal coil?

[TahitiNut]

34. The GOP's foremost martyr.

:puke:

[Bucky]

35. Raptured. I mean, duh-uh,

[Blackhatjack]

36. Sitting around drinking beer, telling lies, and wishing Laura had not left him....

Of course his lawyers will be busy 24/7 defending Bush against numerous civil lawsuits, and criminal matters.

[lpbk2713]

37. If he's not in Leavenworth ....

he'll be clearing brush in Paraguay. It's hard work.

[progressoid]

38. Freak pretzel accident?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

40. Sayin' "It's hard work bein' a convict...heh, heh."

[Initech]

41. If there were any justice in the world, he and his buddies would be doing time.

[ComerPerro]

44. star of a game show, a la "Are you smarter than a 4th grader?"

[bananarepublican]

45. A 'punch-drunk' greater at some Las Vegas hotel! n/t

[WinkyDink]

49. Crying on Jeff Gannon's "lap".

[Done]

50. He'll be in the 9th year of his dictatorship.

The world will be a smoldering ruin.

[IDemo]

51. food preparation at the pen

He will have long since been kicked out of the license plate shop for misspelling personalized plates.

[Mad_Dem_X]

52. Maybe wishful thinking but...

JAIL, Baby!!!!!!

[Hobo]

53. Hopefully

Walking along the sides of highways picking up litter wearing and orange jumpsuit like the rest of the inmates at Ft. Leavenworth.


Peace

Hobo

:beer: :toast: