Breaking: Bush Receives MRI to diagnose pain in shoulder; U.S. soon to be relieved of pain in ass

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Bush Receives MRI of Left Shoulder

President Bush has an exam while at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, in an attempt to find out why he has been experiencing pain recently.



http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/12/22/bush-receives-mri-pain-left-shoulder/

WASHINGTON -- President Bush had an MRI of his left shoulder on Monday in an attempt to understand why he has experienced pain recently.

Bush had the exam during a visit to Walter Reed Army Medical Center to see soldiers recovering from severe injuries suffered in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, White House spokesman Gordon Johndroe said.

Bush said he was "in good shape" as he left the hospital. "About an 80 mile-an-hour fastball," he quipped.

White House physician Richard Tubb performed the MRI, and results are possible later Monday, Johndroe said. Bush's activities have not been restricted by the pain, and Tubb said the problem is probably the result of no more than wear and tear.

[Autumn]

1. I don't know about you but

my ass has felt a lot better since Nov 4,2008 . That pain is gone.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. The pain won't be gone for me until he gets on Marine One for the last time

I need one of these:



Then MY pain will be COMPLETELY gone.

:patriot:

[Autumn]

9. Sorry that yours is taking so long, when

Obama stepped up on the stage at Grant park and started speaking my pain went away, bush was relegated to the dust bin of history to me.

[bdamomma]

29. I won't rest until he leaves and he needs to be arrested.

hurry up Jan. 20th.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. He's in pain?

Good.

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. He's not in enough pain too suit me!

[madeline_con]

13. Nor me, until he's writhing in the flames of hell!

:evilgrin:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

20. It's a start

Let's not lose hope. He's getting older - he's my age - and, believe me, shit starts hurting in places you didn't even know you had.

It's a start. Let us be thankful.

Amen..............

:toast:

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. In the meantime it takes MONTHS to get a needed MRI

for a Navy Wife...

[Vincardog]

4. It is probably from all that patting himself on the back

[gratuitous]

15. That was my first thought too

Hopefully this puts the kibosh on the rest of his interminable legacy tour.

[leftofthedial]

6. maybe his is terminal

maybe ours is not

[malaise]

7. Bush hasn't begun to feel real pain

yet. He will be a pariah to the grave or the Hague, whichever comes first.

[madokie]

12. I wouldn't want to be in his shoes

I can see it in his eyes this is all getting to him. From what I've seen of his sorry ass of late makes me think he will be reduced to a big blob of jello soon, rubber room certified ready. He's not a strong enough person to be able to shoulder all this.
The breakdown of an American President will be televised and it won't be pretty.

[JeffR]

17. To the contrary, it'll be the prettiest thing I've watched in 8 years

with the exception of last November 4th.

[madokie]

19. True, my bad

[Betsy Ross]

8. Soft tissue injury caused by ducking shoes.

That's my guess. Sue the Iraqi for damages. Heck, sue the Iraqi security, sue Iraq!

[monmouth]

10. Pain....Left arm, long-time abuser...Hmmmm...n/t

[KamaAina]

14. Pretzel lodged in there?

:shrug:

[JeffR]

16. Yeah, all those idiotic Executive Orders & Signing Statements sure take it out of a guy.

So much so that even though he's right-handed, his left shoulder is bugging him.
:nopity:

[acmavm]

18. There's someone somewhere with a voodoo doll giggling his ass off.

[Caretha]

21. Hehehehehe

Oops...did I say that out loud?

[Pastiche423]

24. Ssssssssssh!

Her ass.

[acmavm]

27. Ah! I stand corrected.

[LiberalEsto]

22. Maybe one of those shoes really hit him

Shoegate! Coverup!

[lib2DaBone]

23. C'Mon Paramedics and EMT's..... weigh in....

Bush's eye orbital injury (pretzel) was on the left side.

Now, his left shoulder is in trauma.

Did he have some sort of blunt force trauma? Did Laura kick his ass? What's up with this?

[UTUSN]

25. Been experiencing pain because he's an ASSHOLE?!1 n/t

[bdamomma]

26. the pain from his head is radiating down his shoulder.

hmm......left shoulder could that be related to a heart ailment?

[Solly Mack]

28. Probably injured watching torture viedos...