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bertman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 10:56 PM
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DEMOCRATIC FIRING SQUADS:
"Sergeant, is the firing squad assembled?" "Yes sir!"

"Sergeant, are they all Democrats and are they armed, locked and loaded?"

"Yes sir!"

"Sergeant, are they formed into a circle and facing each other?"

"Yes sir!"

"Thank you, Sergeant. Democrats, on my command: READY, AIM, FIRE!!"


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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 10:58 PM
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1. Things would be much more civil
If the gays would just hold still and not fire back.
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 11:06 PM
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4. God forbid anyone should point out the uselessness of this asinine self-destruction. nt
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 10:58 PM
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2. President Obama CAN fix this. nt
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 11:03 PM
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3. Because we should be just like the republicans
and insist that our President can do no wrong.

Just like we have with Speaker Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Reed.

Oh wait...
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MannyGoldstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 11:21 PM
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5. Homosexual= Pedophile... Jews Burning In Hell... Women Incapable Of Leadership...
Whatever.
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Hydra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 11:27 PM
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6. Too bad we don't have the de-rec button yet n/t
Edited on Tue Dec-23-08 11:27 PM by Hydra
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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 12:05 AM
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9. We had one, but DU removed it 12 hours after they added it.
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Hydra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 12:10 AM
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10. I know, I was there for it
And while I'm normally against it, like the bailout cheerleaders, I suspect the number of people who are against human rights here are less than 30 regulars.
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Tarheel_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 11:30 PM
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7. Uh oh! Fire in the hole!
:popcorn:
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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-23-08 11:36 PM
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8. Isn't it fun?
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-24-08 03:56 AM
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11. When our allies do asinine or mean things, they should be called to account
If you look at the newsreels, the Soviets and the Nazis marched with the same goose-step.

I don't like having religion shoved down my throat continually, but I REALLY don't like having bigoted, asshole, evangelical religion shoved down my throat.

Allowing our leaders to do stupid, close-minded, chickenshit or molly-coddling of the monarchists doesn't do us a bit of good. Beyond anything else, it WON'T WORK, and I don't want this administration to be a failure. If it is, it could be the end of the Democratic Party; we've already surrendered secularism, I don't want us to throw the rest of it away.
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