The Fat Cat...

[Jackpine Radical]

A skilled predator, the fat cat is known to hunt over 1,000 species for food. Individual fat cats have been known to learn on their own to manipulate simple mechanisms, such as doorknobs, hedge funds and cat owners.

[Captain Hilts]

1. That's a tightly-coiled killer if I ever saw one, but you need a Big Kitty to get bailed out like a

Fat Cat.

[Jackpine Radical]

2. Always remember that Fat Cats float.

[lame54]

3. What I want to know is...

How the hell did he get up there?

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Well, you've heard of post turtles...

[Warpy]

5. She

Cats can fly.

[Warpy]

6. I had a fat cat who looked like that, a seal point Himalayan

who was a rescue.

It's hot in the desert, so I got him a buzz cut every spring. He loved it.

Unfortunately, it demonstrated there wasn't much cat there, only about eight pounds of cat under two pounds of fur.

Your illustration looks much the same, although he's got the fat cat disposition via his expression.

[WeDidIt]

7. That cat looks like Wilford Brimley

Here are five other cats who look like Wilford Brimley

[Captain Hilts]

8. Ain't THAT the truth!