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OK, so the Crazy Moustache was on BBC2's Newsnight yesterday evening, being interviewed by Jeremy Paxman. Paxo said something to the effect of "You keep saying that Saddam being gone is 'undeniably' a good thing, but what you've done is removed a dictatorship and created a failed state that's also a haven for terrorism - two things that Iraq never was before." To this, Toupee McHitler chuckled (yes, actually chuckled; so adorable) and replied: "Well, I'd rather live in a failed state than in a dictatorship. Wouldn't you?" Touche!
Three points immediately came to mind:
1) Love the way Johnny Boy skimmed right over the "haven for terrorism" point. Didn't say a word about it.
2) I think people need to get past this childish idea that anything - literally, anything - is better than a dictatorship. Is a smoking hole in the ground better than a dictatorship? Is the death of everyone in the entire country better than a dictatorship? Imagine you had to make a choice, not just for yourself, but for your partner, your kids, your parents - everyone you care about. Do you want to all die in a hellhole, or live in a dictatorship? Even if you'd take the first option just on principle, is it right to drag everyone else along with you?
3) I call bullshit on you, John. I imagine you lose it if your wake-up Martini isn't stirred just right - you'd shit your pants if you ever found yourself in a failed state. And, more to the point, you'd fucking love living in a dictatorship, as long as someone told you whose boots to lick.
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