Time for a self review--How did our "War on Christmas" fail *again* this year?

[underpants]

:shrug:

[mike_c]

1. fail?

What is this "Christmas" that you speak of?

[underpants]

3. Hold still

[baldguy]

2. The girls need some remedial firearms safety training.

And the parent needs his head examined.

[ileus]

14. Fingers off the triggers ladies....notice da boy is alright.

[wyldwolf]

4. my mission to take out the mall santa did not succeed.

[underpants]

5. DAMN!

I forgot to fart in The Gap

:cry:

the 12 year tradition is dead

[wryter2000]

6. I blinked at a crucial time, I'm afraid

Someone called me a heathen atheist, and I got confused. Aren't the two things mutually exclusive?

[uppityperson]

7. Santa shot and killed a bunch of people, torched a house also

Looks like 9 people are dead, including santa.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=6530779&page=1

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=3658952&mesg_id=3658952

[Liberal Veteran]

8. It succeeded beyond our wildest dreams. So-called Christmas sales are down dramatically!

So, like our...ahem...."beloved pretzeldent", we should claim victory for something we had no part in making and declare mission accomplished!

[shadowknows69]

9. Hey, I beat up three mall Santas

Kicked over a Nativity scene and scowled at a group of happy children. I did my part.

[madrchsod]

10. i did my part!

i think i spent 10 bucks on gifts...those ten bucks were spent at a charity shop. gee, ain`t i swell..........

[Toasterlad]

11. My Bad

I was in charge of distributing holly defoliant, but I got so distracted by the Warren bullshit, that I completely missed my deadlines. Man, the timing of that announcement was REALLY uncanny. It was almost like...like they PLANNED the announcement to distract the enemies of Christmas. You...you BASTARDS! I can't believe I fell for that! Damn you, right wing fanatics! And damn you, Christmas! This isn't over! We'll be back next year!

[underpants]

15. You have 363 days to get it right buster

We will prevail!!!

[Shiver]

12. Failure for YOU, maybe

I, on the other hand, have seven new mall Santa outfits hanging in my den, eleven baby Jesus' stolen from nativity scenes, and forty-seven children now know that Santa Claus does not exist.

Don't give up on the larger goal. The War on Christmas is WINNABLE!

[shadowknows69]

13. You shame me sir

I can only aspire to such heights.