OMG!!1!! Our drunkee neighbor says Obama's coming to confiscate our guns!

[elehhhhna]

Ya think he'll sign my poster while he's here?

[yardwork]

1. It would probably be good if somebody confiscated your drunken neighbor's guns.

[Idealism]

2. Go tell your neighbor to call Obama a socialist to his face

Maybe it will land him a book deal/country album/GOP groupies.

[gratuitous]

3. Tell him you've already reported him

And that when the feds come, your advice is to go quietly.

[wryter2000]

4. He didn't get yours yet?

He sent around a couple of Black Panthers for mine last week.

[rocktivity]

5. Is he tailing off from Christmas or getting a head start on New Year's Day?

:headbang:
rocknation

[madmom]

6. No NO, he's got it all wrong. A gun board my SO belongs to now says

no he's not after their guns, they're coming after the ammo. See they've already caused a panic buy on guns, now they're trying it with the ammo. Nice racket huh?

[Shiver]

7. Gun confiscation begins January 21st, 8:30am CST

Bible confiscation will begin the following Monday.

Mandatory abortions will be decided by lottery starting on the 25th.

Forced gay marriages will be performed in the first week of February.

We have a schedule to keep, people!

[Turbineguy]

16. When do they

confiscate the losses to my retirement account?

[Ikonoklast]

8. Why would you want you drunken neighbor to sign your poster?

And say 'hello' to Obama for me when he stops by.

[elehhhhna]

9. okay, smartypants, since when is good grammar a DU requirement?

lol

[firedupdem]

10. I hope he comes by for mine...I made a sweet potato pie I want

him to taste...and the girls can play xbox and me and Michelle can talk!

[Recursion]

11. Look, over the past two decades we've earned this one

If we want this to stop we need to actually change our legislative platform about guns, and stop writing laws that are transparently ignorant.

If you think the Assault Weapons Ban banned machine guns, you're part of the problem.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

12. Man, Obamas gonna be busier than Santa

So many guns, so little time and you know we are all gonna want him to stop and chat. You know, sign my ammo box or something.
When will he have time left to hang the picture of Che in the Lincoln bedroom?

[pipi_k]

13. I'll give him all my guns

plus my steak knives, knitting needles, and any other deadly weapons if he takes his shirt off.

[MazeRat7]

14. You should print up a "Notice of Confiscation"...

something quasi official looking with a date and time for their guns to be picked up. Then place it on their door, much like an eviction notice..

Once complete, get out the lawn chairs, video camera, and cooler to watch the fun. Maybe you could make it an "event". Think about the movie "Burbs" for more ideas....

Peace,
MZr7

[OffWithTheirHeads]

15. Great idea! Then you could post the video here!

You'll be on the Greatest page for sure.

[pipi_k]

18. bwahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

a touch evil, but very funny!!!


oh, to be a fly on the wall for that one

:rofl:

[Kahuna]

17. He's coming to take them away, ha ha. He's coming to take them

away, ho ho he he hum hum.. You know the rest..:)

[muntrv]

19. You should tell your neighbor "I know! I told Obama about you!"

[Hekate]

20. Tell your neighbor to safeguard his stash by burying it all in the back yard...

I was at a party one time with a gun enthusiast who said he was going to do just that -- 6 feet under, to keep the jack-booted feds from taking away his 2nd Amendment rights (this was over 20 years ago). Having listened to his paranoid ranting for awhile I heartily concurred with this idea, figuring that it would keep the rest of us safer too. :eyes:

But that's just me.

Hekate

[ReadTomPaine]

21. Get him on video and YouTube it.

That should put an end to that, and you still can get a chuckle from it whenever you like, to boot.