What the hell is "homosexual behavior"?

[lightningandsnow]

I hear this term bounced around all the time by right-wingers.

When I'm sitting, reading DU on my laptop while coincidentally wearing a rainbow sweatshirt, is that "homosexual behavior"?

[salvorhardin]

1. Nathan Lane; i.e. camp

Anything else doesn't fit into their rigid worldview.

[muntrv]

2. You have to understand that these right wingers' only experience with sexual

behavior is with Rosie Palms.

[TahitiNut]

10. Don't forget her five daughters.

:evilgrin:

[TheWraith]

3. Gay sex. nt

[Liberal Veteran]

5. And holding hands. Or dancing with someone of the same gender.

Unless you are one of the practitioners of the more whack job religious rights, in which case dancing with someone of the same gender is perfectly okay as long as it isn't two guys.

[Liberal Veteran]

4. How dare you flaunt your "homosexual behavior" in such an extroverted manner!

Wearing a rainbow t-shirt in while typing on the public internet!

Have you no decency?

Do realize that thousands of marriages just evaporated because of your flaunting yourself?

Har-rumph!


(hopefully no sarcasm tag needed)

[Xipe Totec]

6. Good question

Honestly.

I can imagine it, but I dare say I have not witnessed it.

Then again, my "gaydar" is broken; always has been.

My female friends have had to point it out to me...

My own brother had to spell it out to me.

Really? You're gay? Interesting.

:shrug:

I'm not kidding; I always envied his good looks, and the stream of women who befriended him...

Only later did I learn that he envied me.

So much so, that he deliberately scarred his forehead, to have scars that matched my measles scars...

I was so clueless...

[ColbertWatcher]

7. I'm gonna guess, since it's a GOP invention ...

... it is anything that a gay person would do.

They won't know if it is homosexual behavior until they can first determine if the person doing it is gay.

[xchrom]

8. me suckin dick at the local glory hole -- i know it bugs hypnotoad -- but i do it anyway. nt

[lightningandsnow]

9. ...

:rofl:

[Shiver]

11. Hmmm

*takes a glance at the checklist*

Yep, that's counts. The sweatshirt thing, however, doesn't, because that would mean I engaged in homosexual behavior when I was three...

[xchrom]

12. ah you -- bwahahahahahaha! nt

[Sebastian Doyle]

14. But Larry Craig does that!

And he swears that he's NOT gay!

[Skittles]

17. THAT'S IT, XCHROM

scheduling you for an emergency ass-kicking; I may as well take care of hyno while I'm at it

[xchrom]

23. oh noes!!!

:scared:

[IsItJustMe]

13. Believe it or not, I asked my red neck Uncle that same question one time. He told me,

"Well, don't know about women. But for men, it's those who like the pole more than they like the hole."

Just beware, their is a red neck philosopher wandering around soemwhere in Kentucky right now.

[AnnieBW]

15. Not inserting Tab A Into Slot C

You have to insert it into Slot B, the way that the Designer intended. :sarcasm:

[Cronus Protagonist]

16. It's what I would do if I woke up one night and found Ryan Phillippe naked in bed with me.

As long as he was willing, of course . . . :)

[Cronus Protagonist]

18. I love gay people!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

[LibertyLover]

19. Homosexual behavior?

Oh, you know - it's things like getting up in the morning, going to work, paying bills, seeing friends, cooking meals, doing yard work, raising a kid, working on the house, taking the dogs to the vet's. You know - disgusting things like that.:sarcasm:

Disclaimer: I am a straight female - I offer the above examples of homosexual behavior from observing the general behavior of several friends who are lesbians, so if I've gotten it wrong, I apologize.

[Captain Hilts]

20. They go to work, they pay rent, they shop for groceries...they live the GAY life-style!!!

[aikoaiko]

21. I was hoping it would be a new Bjork song.

;)

[floridablue]

22. I think if you write the 2 Senators from Oklahoma, they could tell you.

[Harry Monroe]

24. It's just being fabulous honey!!

[alfredo]

25. Getting up, going to work, coming home fixing dinner, pay bills,

wash clothes, and then go to bed and start all over again in the morning.


Republicans tend to romanticize it. If they actually knew any, they'd see they are just as normal and boring as everybody else.

My sister in law works too hard and is too tired to even try to live the stereotypical "gay lifestyle."

[eridani]

26. Just from the sexual standpoint, there isn't anything that same sex couples do with each other

--that opposite sex couples don't also do. Any bisexual could explain this.

[xchrom]

27. what certain babyling people determine it is,

lgbtiq people don't determine gay 'behavior' -- others do.

[MazeRat7]

28. Walking into a party and singing "Clang Clang Clang"....

and waiting to see who chimes in "goes the trolley"?

Sorry, it was a joke one of my best friends used to tell on how to "scope" out a party for possible partners...

He died from AIDS in '92 just after Christmas.

Peace Coby where ever you are.

MZr7

[SmileyRose]

29. I think it has something to do with Barbara Streisand.

[roody]

30. Riding bicycles?