News Flash--White House in Foreclosure

[Snarkoleptic]

Source: http://optionarmageddon.ml-implode.com/

Owner Fred Milani, a builder of luxury homes, has 10 finished houses in the area waiting for buyers, and a lender has threatened foreclosure. He needs money.

So he’s put his home of seven years, the White House, on the market for $9.88 million, the 12th most expensive listing in metro Atlanta. DeKalb ’s valuation is much less — $2.8 million.

“I believe in Jesus. He’s always blessed me, and at the last minute he’ll come rescue me,” Milani said Thursday


Read more: http://optionarmageddon.ml-implode.com/2008/12/26/white-house-in-foreclosure/

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It's a 1/3 scale copy of the White House.

[pepperbear]

1. “I believe in Jesus. He’s always blessed me, and at the last minute he’ll come rescue me,” Milani sa

because Jesus was all about the downtrodden with a 9 million dollar home to unload.

[Psephos]

5. Jesus protects the children, the sparrows, the infirm, the meek - and especially, real estate guys

lol

With interpretative skills like that, he should move on from the gospels and angle for a spot on the Supreme Court.

[notesdev]

9. Jesus went back to Mexico

no profits from the use of illegal labor coming to rescue anybody this time around...

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

2. He might want to check out Job, just in case...

[Snarkoleptic]

4. Patience is a virtue, but try telling that to the bank...IndyMac is vicious!

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[ashling]

6. I hear that it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle

than for a luxury real estate developer to enter the kingdom of Heaven.

:shrug:

[Shardik]

7. He was a Muslim, Converted to Christianity when he got here...

And is playing the Jesus card.

Hmmm.

[catnhatnh]

8. So for a family of two footers it should...

...be invaluable.

[trof]

10. Check out his 'landscaping':

http://maps.live.com/default.aspx?v=2&FORM=LMLTCP&cp=pn6jfj7z88vs&style=b&lvl=2&tilt=-90&dir=0&alt=-1000&scene=23291434&phx=0&phy=0&phscl=1&where1=%203687%20Briarcliff%20Rd%2C%20NE%20in%20Atlanta%2C%20Georgia&encType=1

[Vickers]

11. The house he's trying to sell for $9.9M is only (sic) valued at $2.8M...

Must be that new Jesus Math©.

[Kip Humphrey]

12. Depicts Bush legacy perfectly!