So, how would Bush have said this?

[Sweet Freedom]

I was reading the Greatest page and saw Gore's quote:

If The Crib’s On Fire, You Don’t Speculate That The Baby Is Flame-Retardant’

and nearly spewed my coffee thinking how * would have mangled this same sentiment.

So, post how you imagine * would have said this!

Here's mine:

If tha crib's on fiar...you gotta burn, baby, burn.

[WinkyDink]

1. "If the crib's on fire, your baby is retarded! Heh heh."

[Deep13]

2. If...ahhh...the crib has fire...that's a hot baby.

[BOSSHOG]

3. karl what's specalate mean? And why's that baby on fire?

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

4. "9/11 changed everything."

[Norquist Nemesis]

5. If the crib's on fire, you holler 9/11!!! n/t

[Deep13]

6. Is our children burning?

[lectrobyte]

7. You have to keep fire off your crib. If the baby is in the crib, then

putting fire on the baby is not what helpful fireman would do. The fireman fight fire. But sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. I did not fire those attorneys. What was that about a baby?

[Atman]

8. LOL! YOU WIN!

:rofl:

I can actually picture the Moran In Chief saying that!

.

[hang a left]

10. too. funny. nt

[radfringe]

9. If The Crib's On Fire...

you don't ..umm toss errr...throw it in the bathwater..ummm..throw the baby on it

[Sweet Freedom]

11. My ribs hurt from laughing

All very funny and unfortunately, I can hear him saying any one of these.

[Deep13]

12. Lawsuits are keeping firefighters from practicing love with their babies.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. You have to make the fire higher!

Y'see, fire burns up babies. Y'can't misunderestimate it.