Create your own Shakespearean insult.

[11 Bravo]

ie: George Bush is a churlish, fen-sucked, codpiece. Fun for the whole family!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

[jobycom]

1. Shall I compare thee to tooth decay?

Though art more smelly and more agonizing.

[hobbit709]

2. The problem is

that they all pretty much describe him. It's so hard to choose.

[jobycom]

3. Thou mewling guts-griping harpy seems appropriate for Ann Coulter.

[k8conant]

4. George Walker Bush...

is a currish, tardy-gaited death-token, to be sure.

:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :nuke: :nuke:

[BoneDaddy]

5. Et tu Shit-tay

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Thou art a stupid git!

OK, Shakespeare WOULD HAVE said it if he lived in these times.

[Horse with no Name]

7. Thou gorbellied onion-eyed pignut

I think that fits Rush to a tee, don't you?

[radfringe]

8. Prithee Sire,

Thou art a bootless rump-fed son of a dissembling toad-spotted harpy

[Horse with no Name]

9. Thou dissembling hedge-born bum-bailey

describes Dubya.

[Divernan]

10. W, thou art a beslubbering, dissemling, errant , goatish, mewling, venomed, hedge-born,

ill-breeding, knotty-pated, onion-eyed, ill-nurtured, flap-mouthed, clay-brained, whey-faced maggot pie. And THAT is on one of your GOOD days.

[Greybnk48]

11. W is the personification of a "mumping, pox-ridden, wee piss-whistle."

My apologies to pox-ridden piss-whistles.

[Horse with no Name]

12. kick for the night folks.

This is too much fun.