Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the squeeze

[Mrs. Overall]

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office says an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing.

Deputy Paul McRedmond says the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

Troutdale police arrested 46-year-old Michael G. Dick of Gresham. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail is set at $110,000.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/36910614.html


Good for her! And, his last name is quite fitting.

[Orrex]

1. 'tore free?!?!' Yikes!

:evilgrin:

[petwlkr]

28. Chalk one up for the Grandma

I distinctly remember a story very similar to this years ago. In that case not only did the elderly woman grab the nude intruder by his balls, she drug him down the hall and threw him out the front door using his gonads as a handle. She then informed him that she was going back inside to get her gun and if he was still there when she got back, she was going to shoot him!!! Neighbors reported hearing him scream and pleading for someone to call the cops!!! Gotta love it!

[Berry Cool]

2. Good for her!

Teach him to mess with an 88-year-old woman! (Looks like he messed with the wrong one!)

[cliffordu]

3. I used to date that woman.

[Soylent Brice]

27. ...

:wtf:

call me gullible, but i had to respond to this.

[Shardik]

4. Good for her!

Well done.

[SeattleGirl]

5. Michael Dick?

That makes the story even better! :rofl:

[patriotvoice]

6. Michael G. DICK.... That's... ironic. EOM

[Stinky The Clown]

7. Michael G, Dick

You can't make that shit up, can you? :)

[lonestarnot]

8. Michael G DICK

You've got to be fucking kidding. Snort :rofl: ROFLMAO!

[texanwitch]

9. All I can say it well done, good for her.

Michael is a dick.

[anonymous171]

10. Grab them crush them like grapes. First thing you learn in self-defense

[rockymountaindem]

11. Not to make light of a serious crime, but

I guess this means the notorious I.C. Weiner is off the hook for this one.

[Warpy]

12. There have been stories like this before

but they've all involved nurses until now.

Nurses know how to hurt a guy. Bad.

[emilyg]

13. Go granny!!!

Good for her.

[malaise]

21. Ditto

Go Granny!

[pansypoo53219]

14. oh man, if it had been my great aunt(97)

last year, no WAY he'd be able to move. that woman has a grip on her. his balls WOULD have been crushed.

[Catherine Vincent]

15. Dickless in Portland.....almost. :)

[rug]

16. I guess he doesn't like reacharounds.

[47of74]

17. OUCH!

Ouch! Just reading that story made that area of my body feel a tiny bit of sympathy pain.

[Sultana]

18. LOL

:rofl:

Go, Granny!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. Middle name?

Gottnoe?

:hide:

[1776Forever]

20. Oh Good One! Happy New Year! LOL ROFL!

:woohoo:

[tom_paine]

22. Good for her. I only wish she had torn off Dick's dick.

THEN he'd learn a lesson he'd NEVER forget, the sick fuck!

[Swamp Rat]

23. Sick Dick

:D

[peekaloo]

24. Leggo of Mike Dick!

when life gives ya lemons, squeeze lemonade!

[sarcasmo]

25. The ole reacharound trick, LMFAO.

[Mad_Dem_X]

26. You go, Girl!

Michael Dick, LOL.

[zagging]

29. Private indecency?

Quite a crime there, that private indecency.

[pipi_k]

30. I hope he felt the full wrath

of her fingernails as well.


You GO, girl!!!!

:party: