10 Other things that assure you will NOT be hired from an interview.

[Shardik]

1. Asking the HR person if they'd like to share a scotch with you during the interview.

2. Rolling a doob during the interview process.

3. Coming into the interview in your "Dude" costume.

4. Answering every question with a question, ie: "My address? What's your address?"

5. Complimenting the interviewer on how sexy they look today.

6. Ending the interview by saying, "Thanks. Is there a bar nearby?"

7. Listing Jesus Christ as one of your references.

8. Wearing fuzzy slippers during the interview.

9. Carrying a chihuahua in your bag.

10. Asking the interviewer how much they weigh.

[pacalo]

1. Re #5: You're hired & welcome aboard.

:)

[ThomWV]

2. One good loud fart can ruin an interview too

[Shardik]

3. Only if you lean over to pick up a cheek for accoustic resonance.

:)

[lapfog_1]

4. I don't know about that.. I think I'd hire this guy

[lapfog_1]

10. Of course, it always helps that the Dean shows up wearing these...

(I found a better picture)

[IDemo]

5. Answer the "How have you dealt with a difficult co-worker?" question:

"How did I deal with him? Hell, I kicked his ass in the parking lot!"

[graywarrior]

6. The Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

He abides, you know....without a job.

[Shardik]

7. Get me a White Russian, would ya?

Love that movie.

[The River]

8. #11

"Tell your wife I said hi"

[Swamp Rat]

12. LOL!

:D

[HEyHEY]

9. There was a guy in Vancouver who used to make Big Lebowski references

During job interviews and if the interviewee didn't pick up on them they weren't considered

[ecstatic]

11. This real life resume bloopers site is hilarious!

http://jobmob.co.il/blog/funniest-resume-mistakes/

[XemaSab]

13. My dumbass former boss

misspelled "Army Corp" REPEATEDLY on her resume and she was still hired.

[Shardik]

14. I had an applicant about five years ago...

Who during an interview disclosed she was taking an English class at a local community college. I asked her what they were studying at the moment and she informed me they were reading "How to Kill a Mockingbird."

*sigh*

[XemaSab]

15. .

:banghead: