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[geardaddy]

Bush: "Now repeat after me clearly into the microphones, 'I am the decision-maker'."

Gen. Petraeus: "I am the decision-maker."

Bush: "No, no, no! '*I* am the decision-maker!"

Gen. Petraeus: "I am the decision-maker."

Bush: "Wait a minute...say this, 'you are the decision-maker'."

Gen. Petraeus: "I am the decision-maker."

[DaveJ]

1. He looks like he needs to pee

"Talking about war makes me so excited."

[geardaddy]

3. Either that or he's got a boner

talking to a real "army man".

[madokie]

10. yep thats a woody look on his mug fore shore

[Deep13]

2. Gen. P:"I don't suppose you have any extra body armor laying around here?"

[pacalo]

4. "So, how do you like my new Chia hairdo?"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. "Wait a minute, George..you mean I actually have to go to Iraq to be in charge?"

[rock]

6. Why are those rifles with mufflers pointed at me?

[sutz12]

7. "See my tie? I have another one running down my back. "

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. ..... "and my mentor Dick Cheney has a whole trophy case full of 'em"

[Deep13]

9. W: "Yeah, the fireplace is original to the room. I keep the Constitution in there."

[justiceischeap]

11. You've never thought of shaving your head?

That Jeff Gannon sure is handsome without hair.

[cynatnite]

12. Gen: That tie you're wearing about says it all.