Bartcop Reports, You Decide...

[johnfunk]

... that it's probably more truthful than the original wire copy:

Palin's daughter has Chupacabra

She got knocked up by a local thug

Link

Excerpt:

The daughter of Sarah Palin has given birth to a male chupacabra.

Bristol Palin, 18, gave birth to Tripp Keshawn Flapjack Johnston on Saturday. He weighed 22 pounds, 4 ounces. Bristol's grand-aunt said "the chupe and Bristol done well."

The father is either Rush Limbaugh, Karl Rove or Levi Johnston, a local meth-head whose mother was busted for Oxycontin last week.

Palin charmed Rethugs on the first day of NaziCon 2008,

by claiming that her unwed daughter was "in a family way."

Palin promised her daughter "and the young man" would get married
but that was during the campaign so she can't be held to it.

:rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl:

[SoCalDem]

1. 3,2,1

thread-nanny invasion soon to commence

[Idealism]

2. NaziCon '08

rofl

[DemoTex]

3. I had to look up "Chupacabra."

:rofl:

[pl259]

4. Around here we pick 'em up as roadkill and make stew.

:rofl:

[DemoTex]

6. Reminds me of Gill-man ..

[mitchum]

7. Julie Adams was the HOTTEST of all 50s bombshells in that movie

The woman was absolutely stunning

[johnfunk]

5. Looks more like the mom than the alleged dad...

... though the face does sorta look like Rove without the glasses.

[stevedeshazer]

8. Nice. Made me laugh, thanks!