12-21-12

[Catherine Vincent]

Thoughts?

[Joe the Revelator]

1. boom

[Catherine Vincent]

9. LOL.

Good answer! :-)

[Catherine Vincent]

10. LOL.

Good answer! :-)

[TWiley]

62. I thought 6 - 6 - 6 would stirr up the church people but it didn't

[SoCalDem]

2. My son can't wait for 11-11-11

:)

[rucky]

41. That'll be HUGH!!!!11!!!

[SoCalDem]

46. He was born 11-11-73, and told me he wished he had been born in 1911

I reminded him that he WOULD see 2011, but if he had been born in 1911, he would be old, and would have definitely have had different parents :)

alas, I will not be here for "my" special birthday..4-9-49..:(

[Duer 157099]

3. And all this time I thought it was all ones and zeros

Turns out to be ones and twos!

[stop the bleeding]

4. Nothing will happen other than

It will be the shortest day of the year.

[NutmegYankee]

5. Probably the same as 6-6-666.

I heard that was a dark age.

[originalpckelly]

38. I bought something the other day, it came up $6.66

It was at a Starbucks. :rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

6. the end of the world as we know it

That's great, it starts with an earthquake,
birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane,
listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs.
Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no.
Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height.
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site.
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then.
Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed.
Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower.
Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn.
Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate.
Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down.
Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier.
Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide.
Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...
(It's time I had some time alone)

[DJ13]

7. An Mayan MILF will descend from the heavens and sit on our

world.

[Fearless]

20. In which case we'd all be fucked.

[Amonester]

8. My thoughts: Hollywood, Blockbuster, Another Flop...

2012

[tridim]

14. Probably directed by M. Night Shamalan

[dana_b]

27. LOL

he hasn't been too successful lately, has he?

remember 6/6/06? Some terrible Omen movie. blech.

[book_worm]

11. Woodrow Wilson was the president-elect and William Howard Taft was the

president and he was stuck in his new bathtub, but they managed to get plied out by the time of the inaugural. Teddy Roosevelt was so distraut over his loss as a third party bull mooser in the election that he was still holding his breath unless he would become president.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

12. The Mayans say

it merely means the start of a new cycle.

[Occulus]

56. "Dude, the odometer just rolled over

pass it over and I'll spark it for ya"

:D

[99th_Monkey]

57. Do you think it must be something necessarily cataclysmic? or is that still up to us? ~nt~

[soleft]

13. Holy crap - I'll be 50!

[Mari333]

15. end of the mayan calendar

also the same as the kali yuga calendar .no big deal. people watched the stars. full turn of the cosmos and the calendar starts all over again as do the stars.
my b day is july 25....i am the 'day out of time' according to the mayan calendar. which means i was born in another dimension.
coolio.

[stop the bleeding]

17. Hey can you give me a link so I can look up my Bday as well?

TYIA

[Mari333]

19. here you go

http://www.tortuga.com/eng/decode/index.php

[stop the bleeding]

25. TY - I looked mine up and the definition(s) confused me.

Thanks once again.

[illuminaughty]

49. thanks mari, I'm a Red Galactic Serpent n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

51. I'm a Red Lunar Serpent

[Aviation Pro]

16. Utter bullshit.....

...I love how people get freaked out over a prediction made many moons ago and made by shamans, know-nothings, and medicine men that the world is going to come to an end (clue: Earth has been around for 4 billion years, it ain't ending) when science can refute every single one of their prognostics.

[Occam Bandage]

24. The Mayans never even made such a prediction.

The "end of the world" bullshit is a recent creation by some idiot New Ager who saw that the Mayan calendar was "ending" and declared that must mean a great Cosmic Shift. In reality, it just means that we're starting a new cycle by their calendar, and that's it.

[SpiralHawk]

60. What the Maya say of their own calendar

Steep Uphill Climb to 2012:
Messages from the Mayan Milieu

...Other people write about prophecy in the name of the Maya. They say that the world will end in December 2012. The Mayan elders are angry with this. The world will not end. It will be transformed. The indigenous have the calendars, and know how to accurately interpret it, not others."

..."It will change," Mr. Barrios observes. "Everything will change." He said Mayan Daykeepers view the Dec. 21, 2012 date as a rebirth, the start of the World of the Fifth Sun. It will be the start of a new era resulting from — and signified by — the solar meridian crossing the galactic equator, and the earth aligning itself with the center of the galaxy."

http://www.chiron-communications.com/communique%207-10.html

[HughMoran]

28. Who's taking this seriously?

:rofl:

You are!

:rofl:

[Aviation Pro]

43. Not likely, but a lot of desparate people are "praying"....

...for the end of civilization.

Mostly people who voted for Sarah Dumbass.

[HughMoran]

44. I hear they make good horse food, or perhaps "Soilent Green"

Lots of protein!

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

48. I bet you are loads of fun at parties.

Can't you just play along? :P

:hide:

[Cush]

18. there's some cosmic alliance

saw something on TV about it. Supposedly the planets will align with the center of the galaxy....


.......and then all goes kaboom

[Fearless]

21. Nothing happens.

Mayan predictions aside, no culture in the history of the world has as of yet provided the date of some apocalypse. Why should this be any different. We're more advanced than the Mayans. Why can't we predict the apocalypse? Oh right, because such an idea is stupid and religiously based.

[Believing Is Art]

22. That will by my 30th birthday

If the world is going to end around that time, why not the day before? But no no, I have to die in misery. And oldness.

[Jamastiene]

50. That reminds me of the old saying, "A day late and a dollar short."

In this case, it will be, "A day late and shit out of luck." That sounds like my luck. Are we related?

[Believing Is Art]

55. I dunno,

I'm from Appalachia. My family tree doesn't fork too much.

[Jamastiene]

63. I'm from the sandhills down there in NC.

Not far from Appalachia at all. We probably are. :hi:

[Occam Bandage]

23. Then a new cycle starts. Pretty cool to see such a rare event, even if an arbitrary one. nt

[lib2DaBone]

26. Same as Y2K.... ..Total Disinformation....Like Planet X...

[johnlucas]

29. Just another day

Just another day.

Just like the Revolution will not be televised, the end of days will not be prophesized.
There will be a 12-22-12 and 2013 A.D. will go on as scheduled.
John Lucas

[justgamma]

30. That's my 62nd birthday.

Retirement, here I come!!

[NYC_SKP]

31. Yes, Rick Warren will still be the subject of debate here on DU...

:hide:

[Individualist]

32. non-stop History Channel prophesy shows

[madville]

33. That's when Yellowstone blows up

KA-BOOM

[Toasterlad]

34. I Am Convinced Yellowstone Will Blow In My Lifetime

I'm not normally a negative person, but I've got a REALLY bad feeling about that place...

[originalpckelly]

36. "Yellowstone's going to blow like a hooker addicted to crack!"

[varkam]

40. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's **HILARIOUS**!!!11!!!one!

[HughMoran]

45. !!!11!!!two!

:rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

37. I tell ya, there are some taking this seriously.

A forum I visit every now and then discusses surviving this "event" and it's interesting. One guy is building a cave in another country so that he and his family can survive.

[originalpckelly]

39. More like build a submarine...

Submarine + Great Lakes = me alive after Yellowstone.

We all live in a Yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.

[originalpckelly]

35. 12-12-12?

Far more scary.

Writing an album called 12-12-12. Can't wait to perform it that day!

[tomreedtoon]

42. A child molester's ideal female measurements?

Geez, what are you expecting with a blind item like this?

[Jamastiene]

47. 'Twas the night before Winter and all through the house...

it was freaking cold, :wow:

[ConsAreLiars]

52. Definitely not.

101010 is the answer to the meaning of life and all that.

[Kip Humphrey]

53. Here's the itinerary best I can make out...

7:12 AM: True Believers are raptured to Heaven

10:38 AM: An 7Km asteroid slams into the Pacific

11:29 AM: The Yellowstone caldera erupts

12:00 Noon: Lunch. Menu includes dill finger sandwiches and a glass of Chianti

2:55 PM: The sun crosses the galactic equatorial plane

3:02 PM: The earth is slammed with 24 Trillion electron volts of gamma radiation and a solar mass ejection which fries the Earth's surface and kills 90% of all living creatures

4:20 PM: Brittney Spears gives birth to triplets (its wall-to-wall coverage on CNN)

6:00 PM: The alien war commences on Earth between the Grays and the Reptilians.

7:00 PM Dinner. Menu includes Alaskan King crab and cherries jubilee

11:57 PM (8:57 PST): California falls into the sea


12.21.2012 activities are sponsored by:

GWBush Library
Committee for Evangelical Purity
Tim LeHaye Foundation
David Ickes
Centre of Concerned Scientists
National Parks Service
Committee for National Policy
Dade County Republican Party
The Carlyle Group
Timothy Leary (in memoriam).

Meals are provided and served by the lovely ladies of the Wasilla Welcome Wagon.

[99th_Monkey]

58. nice ;-) ~no text~

[orleans]

59. wow--looks like it's going to be a long and busy day. maybe i'll stay in bed. n/t

[Lucian]

54. First day of Winter in 2012?

[muriel_volestrangler]

61. Luckily, there aren't 21 months in a year

so this date will never happen. Problem solved!

[Kalyke]

64. .