"Do you have a really stubborn demon who just will not budge?"

[Bluebear]

:crazy:
Note: OK, this time I really, REALLY mean it, counting to ten! 7...8...9...9 and a quarter....9 and a half...."

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"Then you have the really stubborn demons who just will not budge, and may not even talk. It is with this kind that I say, "Do you want to go in THE BOX?" In most cases, the demon will say NO, or he will shake the person's head back and forth, meaning NO.

Here is a typical setting for this kind of demon.

If you don't want to go in THE BOX, then I command you to leave now, in the name of Jesus. Most of the time they do.

I am going to count to ten, then I am going to put you in THE BOX.

One, two, three, four...... They usually wait till you get to ten, then go."

http://www.demonbuster.com/thebox.html

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"Well my baby boy has been difficult to potty-train. He is past the age that he should be trained and I was getting really tired of it. I would sit him in the toilet for a long time and nothing would happen. When I would put him back in diapers, he would go! And I was sick and tired of it. So I got really mad, sat him in the potty and told him he had to "go". The baby started screaming and I got the idea that it was a demon. So I commanded it to manifest and give me his name. The baby continued screaming and saying: "You can't make me, you can't make me". I insisted in the demon telling me his name, so the Holy Spirit said: "That's his name, "you can't make me". I commanded it out. The baby had deliverance and he has been potty-trained since."

http://www.demonbuster.com/potty.html

[hippiechick]

1. ahem: If you don't want to go in THE BOX, I command you to leave now

[Bluebear]

2. LOL perfect!!! nt

[kimmerspixelated]

3. Mouth Agape!

:rofl:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. wow.

wow.

[grytpype]

5. Yep. Reality is just too boring for some people.

[Bluebear]

13. GARGOYLES!!!!1111 TAINTED!!!!!!1111

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

6. Definitely Some Crazy Christians, Crazy Jews, Crazy Muslims And Crazy Atheists Out There.

Definitely a crazy on that website. But God bless em anyway I guess.

[BluePatriot]

7. Reminds me of this:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Germ_theory_of_disease

Conservapedia is good for a laugh.

"Disease was also often attributed to demonic influence - although demonic posession must exist as it it mentioned in Scripture..."

[Der Blaue Engel]

8. Yikes...loud music alert for folks at work

This demon stuff sounds like a joke, but I was raised by people who firmly believe this kind of crap. They are Grade-A sickos. This is abuse, and using it on a small child is especially heinous. :mad:

[Solly Mack]

9. 1-2-3 Magic for demons?

It's not constipation!
It's demon-festation!


If you want a tough turd out - shout it out!

[hatrack]

10. It's a time-out for you, Beelzebub, Lord of Lies, Lord of Flies!!!

Now stand there in the corner until you're ready to eat your peaches!!

:eyes:

[Matariki]

11. why do i get the feeling this person's kid is going to grow up like 'Carrie'?

[tanyev]

12. The demon "You can't make me" left that little boy in 1999.

I think it went straight to the Texas Governor's mansion after that.

[Bluebear]

14. Zing!

[NMMNG]

15. I worked with a guy who had parents who ascribed to these notions

When he began showing signs of mental illness they had him exorcised to remove the "spirit of mental illness". That really screwed him up.

[LostinVA]

16. This is truly, truly scary

I read an article a few years ago that stated that many people who are drawn to Fundamentalist Christian sects are often either mentally ill or have a form of PTSD. I wish I could remember where I read it -- it was tres interesting.