BTW - who won this year's 'War On Christmas?'

[rurallib]

What with all this economy news, I can't seem to find the important stuff.
I know there was a major skirmish near Seattle. Were any killed? Any POW?
Did General O'Reilly lead his trrops to victory?

[saltpoint]

1. It broke about 50-50, I think.

Several more plates of the 10 Commandments went up, but several Bibles were burned in bonfires by secular humanist.

We could be in this thing for YEARS.

[derby378]

2. The white supremacists who came up with this cockamamie idea in the first place?

IIRC, one of them was a former Forbes editor who went off the deep end, bless his Aryan heart.

[rurallib]

3. Jesus was white you know

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[derby378]

5. With blond hair, blue eyes, and no sense of rhythm

:rofl:

[islandmkl]

4. What Would Jesus Buy?

[Bigmack]

6. In the Christmas Bowl...

The Uber-Christians broke into early lead with some heavy shopping, but the Fightin' Festivus team fought back with Feats of Strength.

The Uber-Christians had to curtail their big-ticket shopping, but the Festivians lost a lot of team unity with the Airing of Grievances.

Score at the gun... A Christmas bust at the retail level.

[LiberalEsto]

7. Don't forget the Pagans

We solsticed the hell out of them.

[L0oniX]

8. The Church of Stop Shopping with Reverend Billy

http://www.revbilly.com/

[JackRiddler]

9. The Great Depression of 2009.