Bush's shit was saved while he traveled abroad?

[Nutmegger]

I just heard that on Stacy Taylor. God, I missed that ... and glad I did. :puke:

[WI_DEM]

1. Yes, he takes shit baths with in his own feces--he thinks its good for the skin

[no_hypocrisy]

2. This isn't another urban legend, is it?

[Donnachaidh]

17. supposedly they bring along a presidential porta-potty

They don't want *foreign agents* to get ahold of his excretions. They don't want them running chemical analysis on the Chimp. :silly:

[CottonBear]

3. I think I've heard that before. They may not want anyone to know what meds he's on,

which does, in that weird and corrupt Bush World way, make sense. :(

Who knows if it's true or not.

[Lex]

7. Must be anti-psychotics

or something like that.

[Nutmegger]

9. Yeah that makes sense.

There's no doubt in my mind that he's on some stuff.

[KansDem]

27. I read once that back during the Kruschev years...

The CIA was able to secure a stool sample expressly for checking for meds to determine if the Soviet leader was ill...

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. !

:hurts: "Good boy, Georgie! Now get your ziplock bag . . ."

[Canuckistanian]

23. I have a mental image of a glove-wearing SS guy with a bag

Whatever it is they get paid, it ain't enough.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

24. yeah, it's one thing to take a bullet for that asshat . . .

. . . but DAMN!

[Lex]

5. You are kidding me. What?

Ewwwwwww.

He is a freak.

[Fresh_Start]

6. please tell me Snow has to use the bag to pickup the shit

it would be a most suitable responsibility for snowjob

[Horse with no Name]

8. I wonder who has the task of being the Presidential Pooper Scooper?

:puke:

[Lex]

10. I hope it's "Turd Blossom!"

Hmmmmmm.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

12. Scoopies!

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

11. It's the Anna Nicole DNA thing.

He IS the baby's daddy.

:freak:

[AnnInLa]

14. in his dreams

she had much better taste

[Iwasthere]

13. OMG this hugh!

Should be on billboards all over the country, "Bush shits in bag!"

[Caoimhe]

15. I read about this months ago

From the Huffpost (7/6/06):

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

<snip>

During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis. More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.

"Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/excrement-in-the-news_b_24536.html

[Gabi Hayes]

18. Paul Krassner is the source?

that's pretty funny.

it might be true, but, still....Paul Krassner?

I heard it on the radio today, too, and wondered at the time why there hasn't been more play on this, especially since it's from almost a year ago

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

28. Krassner isn't the source.

Wayne Madsen is the source, quoted by Krassner.

Since it's coming from Madsen, one must assume that it is... well,crap.

[Gabi Hayes]

29. thanks....didn't read the link....just saw the Huffington Post/Krassner thing.

even if it's not true, it's believable enough to make it funny.

almost as funny as these:



http://youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3319967978568410735

[kimmerspixelated]

19. Wow! Interesting stuff!

[TahitiNut]

16. They probably hope to recover some brain cells. Hopeless.

:shrug:

[Lars39]

20. I'm bettin' it's not so they can examine it, it's so no one else can.

They don't want the truth concerning all the drugs he's on to become common knowledge.

[Virginia Dare]

21. And to think, Brittney just shaved her head...n/t

[Solly Mack]

22. Perhaps they needed to check it for demons?(see link)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x477449

[waiting for hope]

25. Unbelievable....

the shit (and I mean shit) that keeps coming out of this WH is getting just more unhinged and repulsive every day. I seriously don't know how much more I can take - or the collective American people. What a freaking freak. Did Clinton do this? Somehow I think not or it would have been part of the circus they called Ken Star. Un fucking believable. IMPEACH the bastard and let's move on -

[blitzen]

26. It's for science...They're trying to figure out why it doesn't stink.

[AndyA]

30. I'm picturing George Bush, sitting on a little baby potty, crapping what's left of his brains out.

It's not a pretty picture.

He must be on some major meds if they go to these lengths. It's not like anyone would care if he took Prilosec once a day for acid reflux.

Hmmm...would cocaine residue show up in feces? That could explain it.

Yuck. Just yuck.

Can you imagine having to describe your job? "I work at the White House. I'm the pResident's Personal Waste Manager. What's that? No, ha ha, I don't shred documents, I retain and store his urine and bowel movements. No, seriously, I do. Well, the urine goes in little cups just like at the Doctor's office...and the feces goes in a special portable potty, and I scoop it out when he's done and bag it up in Ziploc bags. What? Oh, well, that's not really true...his shit DOES STINK!" :rofl:

[Nutmegger]

31. .

:rofl:

[etherealtruth]

32. Do you mean his feces?

I am praying that this use of "shit" is similar to: "I lost my shit," please tell me this is the case ...

[Nutmegger]

33. Yes, feces.

:puke:

[etherealtruth]

35. Ah, come on ...

I asked you to tell me it was a saying akin to "he lost his shit"

[Catherine Vincent]

34. You're joking right?

LOL!

[undeterred]

37. I think this is true.

He is afraid of being cloned from his poop cells. No really, he doesn't want anyone to know what drugs he is taking. :hurts:

[patrice]

36. How many other presidents have done this? n/t

[David Zephyr]

38. Because he is drinking.

Laura smokes and George drinks.

[Radical Activist]

39. You know how when they want us to invade another country

they tell us about these bizarre things the foreign leader does to convince us that he's too bat-shit insane to lead a nation? This is one of those things.
wow. It would be interesting to find if this is true.

[PerfectSage]

40. If the Democratic party broke into WH sewer system...

...to steal some of *'s shit and then got caught, would it be know as sewergate?

[Lisa]

41. is he planning on shaping it into emergency cabinet appointees?

If Gonzales and some of those other guys end up getting canned .... sorry ... he's going to need replacements.

[rasputin1952]

42. How much you want to bet they get it bronzed and put in his ...

Zillion Dollar "Library"...

[MonkeyFunk]

43. I remember reading about this years ago

it's pretty standard procedure, and it didn't orginate with Bush. They don't want foreign intelligence services to get a hold of it, believe it or not.

[Nutmegger]

44. They saved Fat Bastard's stool too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdEWxL4EpN0

:rofl: