Give Laura Bush's multi-million-dollar memoir the title it deserves

[BurtWorm]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5i5JoGXLfe21diWrwLfDm5zAFm64wD95H26G80


Around the Corner from the Valley of the Dolls?

[AndyA]

1. "Incurious Indulgences"

How I Killed a High School Sweetheart, Married Into a Wealthy Family, and School Marmed My Way to the Top by Laura Bush - Librarian, Teacher, and First Lady

[BurtWorm]

2. Greetings from Sunny Paraguay: My Life on the Lam

[FSogol]

3. Vacant Stare: The Laura Bush Story or

Designer Drapery: The Laura Bush Story or

Life at the Hague with America's Most Disgraced President: George and Laura's Story

[BurtWorm]

4. Straight to the Remainder Table: How I Screwed Scribner's Just By Being Married to an Ass

[alsame]

5. "I'm With Stupid"

[O.M.B.inOhio]

19. LOL! (#6 & #7, too!)

[timtom]

6. "Xanax - Warrior Princess"

[tanyev]

7. Halcion Daze

[Booster]

8. "Me and my God Damn Husband".

[HughBeaumont]

9. The Catatonic Animatronic.

[LibDemAlways]

10. "Pickled, My Life with the Chimp" by Laura Bush featuring

chapters called

"Getting Away With Vehicular Manslaughter," "Sharing a laugh on 9/11," and "Mother's Little Helpers."

[asjr]

11. "I married an idiot."

[TahitiNut]

12. "Me and Miss Beazley - A B____ In The White House"?

:hide:

or "Life After Vehicular Homicide"?

[MajorChode]

13. Old McGeorge Had a Pig Farm

[DS1]

14. War and Fleece

[flvegan]

15. "Please, Call Me Gherkin"

[BurtWorm]

16. Not as Dumb as I Look: Really I'm Not.

[samplegirl]

17. I married a dumbass

[BurtWorm]

18. Watch Your Back(rub): I'm Coming to Get You, Merkel

[O.M.B.inOhio]

20. The movie version is "The Botoxic Avenger."

[BurtWorm]

21. And I Was the *Dignified* One!: The Nightmare Years (2000-2009)

[ThisThreadIsSatire]

22. "So, I Married a War Criminal"

[Cleita]

23. "Smiling Like The Joker Through The Lies" n/t

[SoCalDem]

24. "Ready For My Close-Up"

[NoGOPZone]

25. "I Killed before I Turned Eighteen"