You might be a Wasilla Republican if...........

[samplegirl]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hR4UTSCTAK37YLQG9AtmTFk0CybQD95HDPT00

[MajorChode]

1. ,,,,,you dump your girlfriend

...after finding out she's pregnant, then hook back up with her after you find out her mom is nominated for VP.

[NMDemDist2]

2. so now Levi is an unemployed High School drop out

damn.

[muntrv]

3. If you like to sit around and shoot shit.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

6. prolly helps out his maw with her job.

as any good republican son would.

with all this time on his hands, he can probably marry bristol, doncha think?

[11 Bravo]

4. You use crystal meth much more often than you use toothpaste.

[YOY]

5. Ladies and Gentlemen, the FUTURE of the Republican party...tip your waitress and try the veal.

Both horribly hilarious and frightening if it succeeds.

[samplegirl]

7. if you like the name Tripp as much as

Grandma Johnson!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. If your idea of a Good Time...

Is to take Oxy and drool on yourself.

Which, I believe, speaks volumes about repuke politics as a whole.

[47of74]

9. If you think...

If you think that Bristol getting knocked up and having her baby is a blessed event, but if anyone else gets pregnant then she and the baby (once said baby is born) should go off and you know what themselves.

[benld74]

10. You get the Govs' daughter in the family way,,,

and you get a free airplane ride out of Alaska, free hotel with late night hanky, free food, new duds, photo ops, get to shake hands with a really old guy who is a Senater?,
INSTEAD of
getting yur ass kicked all over the North Slope by the Govs' husband!!!!

[foxfeet]

11. Your mom doesn't take the meth needle out of her arm

before she tells the state trooper to kiss her ass.