Things I've Learned from Hannity & Coulter today.

[Shardik]

1. Bill Ayers BLEW UP THE PENTAGON & THE WHITE HOUSE. (On his TV show last night)

Wow, I missed that one. How long have I been asleep?

2. Single mothers are the cause of strippers, rapists and murderers.

Strippers in the same rank as rapists?????? WTF???

Both those learning lessons can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BKRQPvGaI

And from today's Hannity on the radio: Liberals have been planning the destruction of America for years.

I never got the memo.

[ananda]

1. Reptile brains at work.

No rational thinking is going on there
at all.

[Chulanowa]

2. Oh, sorry, I forgot to mail you the invitational

Yeah, we destroyed America last week. You missed it, it was awesome. We had marshmallows!

[Shardik]

3. Was it as good as the one where we discussed plans to turn America's kids

into gay Marxists and Latinos?

[Chulanowa]

10. Yep!

Though the Flaming Red Pepper ray is still in prototype stages

[YOY]

4. It was great until Micheal Moore threw up on the C-2.

Too much Cuban Rum...

[Tangerine LaBamba]

8. I was there.

It was fabulous.

I looked gorgeous.

Everyone was so happy, we did a dance.

Then we all went into the bathroom and cried.

Then we came out and danced some more.

There were marshmallows????????????????

[AnneD]

11. How come I never get these memos.....

she said in her whiney liberal voice. I could have brought the hot dogs. I never get to have ANY fun. So when is the war on Easter.

[Chulanowa]

18. You're not a REAL liberal!

That's why! :rofl:

[AnneD]

19. Damn...

busted.........again.........:spray:

[WCGreen]

5. If by America Hannity means rich ass hole Irish punks then

I would agree with him. Yea, we are trying to get rid of that narrow minded bigotry expressed by Hanity and his ilk. So yea, I really want to get rid of that America...

[lpbk2713]

6. I guess Colmes must have left because he heard Coultergeist was going to be on the show.

:rofl: :rofl:

Hannity is really scraping the bottom of the barrel (or sewer) for guests.

[Maru Kitteh]

7. Sorry, I accidentally mailed your liberal memo to the White House

Unfortunately, Bill Ayers blew it up. I guess now we'll have to give up on that whole "destruction of America" plan we had.

Damn.

Oh well! What's on Tee Vee tonight?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

9. There's that new show

about "Homeland Security."

Don't miss it if you can...................

[Shardik]

14. Fixed!

[lunatica]

12. It's the fault of single mothers...

Hahahahahhaahahahahah!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You can't even get mad at that one. It's just way crazy over the top blithering stupid..

[AnneD]

13. Somewhere in America......

some one is getting some nookie and the RW is:
pissed that they aren't having fun.
want folks to pay for their crime.

[Shardik]

16. So fucking true!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[lunatica]

15. Next they'll be demanding single pregnant women get ABORTIONS!!!!!

We don't want no single wemens giving birth to no rapists, murderers and strippers! We must make Amurka safe and demand they get ABORTIONS!!!!

:silly:

[AnneD]

20. Chastity belts for everyone.....

especially you gays.

:sarcasm: but do you really need this?

[blogslut]

17. So, little baby Tripp Palin is going to grow up to be a stripper?

Will he have to have a sex change operation first or will he be one of them gay strippers?

I realize Ms. Coulter writes and says outrageous things because that's the only way she can get attention but golly, does she realize she just dissed the daughter and grandson of her favorite female also-ran?