A question about Hummers:

[ThatsMyBarack]

These are the Hummers you see people driving around our streets every day:





These are the Hummers many soldiers in Iraq get killed in over in Iraq:





How come all of our armchair soldiers back here get all the good steel? :shrug:

[rfranklin]

1. The consumer Hummers are small penis compensators...

not military vehicles.

[JuniperLea]

2. DING DING DING!!!

Winner Winner...




Weiner! hahaha!



My daughter and I like to look at Hummer drivers with a pathetic, "I'm so sorry for your shortcomings" look:)

[kath]

9. I hold up my littlest finger at them - the TeenyWeenyPeeny sign!

"yours must be THIS big if you have to drive a PenisCompensator that huge!!"

[JuniperLea]

10. BWAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHA!

That is hilarious! TeenyWeenyPeeny! :rofl:


That's my new salute!


Thanks!


:toast:

[MethuenProgressive]

3. Our Hummers are built on Chevy Tahoe frames.

Hummers sold here are little more than pretend trucks.
The upamoured Hummers you see in Iraq weigh about 1200 pounds more (not including weapon packages)than the street version sold the tiny-penised yuppies in the US.

[AndyA]

4. Have you ever driven a Hummer?

Let me tell you, they are not fun to drive. They are a chore. Difficult to keep on the road under some conditions. They have a rough ride, you are WORN OUT after even a short trip in one.

They are not attractive inside, the standard instument panel trim looks cheap.

They are difficult to park and maneuver in tight spaces, and the fact is you really can't take them anywhere.

They truly are compensation for a small penis, and that's exactly what I think when I see a guy behind the wheel of one.

And if it's a woman driving? Compensation for a husband/boyfriend with a small penis.

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. No, but receiving one is not all that bad.

Depending on the giver...........

[shain from kane]

8. I got one for Christmas one year. Better than a pony.

[ThatsMyBarack]

6. I didn't post this to bash Hummers/Hummer drivers.

I just think our soldiers over there are getting gyped!

I once saw a bumpersticker that said, "A real soldier died in his Hummer so you could play soldier in yours!"

[JuniperLea]

11. "A real soldier died in his Hummer so you could play soldier in yours!"

Brilliant!

[MistressOverdone]

7. The hummer limo is okay with me

because at least it holds more than one idiot on the phone.