I guess according to Gator QB Tim Tebow--- if we don't believe in Baby Jesus, we'll all perish!

[trumad]

This distracted the shit out of me last night during the National Championship game. Every time they showed his big mug, I'd chuckle how the NCAA would allow this. What---next year if Utah makes it we'll see a Mormon verse from Joesph Smith?

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

[mmonk]

1. Religion has its obnoxious

especially since 2000.

[B o d i]

2. I thought their function was to have a low albedo?

Ad space is more important to him than playing to win, I guess.

[Syrinx]

3. I was more annoyed by the Fox announcers

Tebow seems like a decent kid, but Kenny and the other guy (can't remember his name, and only remember Kenny because he's Marv Albert's son) sounded like that they wanted to perform "unnatural" acts on him on the fifty-yard line.

It was disgusting. But I'm glad Florida won, because that proves that the SEC is the best conference in the land. :)

Alabama had a narrower margin against the Gators than Oklahoma did, which proves that Alabama's team is better than Oklahoma.

Well, not really. But I can say such things.

:P

[spoony]

4. Yeah they were pretty over the top

At one point early in the game one of them said that if you spend five minutes with Tebow, you're a better person for it.

I've never heard that sort of stroking on a national broadcast. Sometimes local guys can get away with cheerleading and affectionate talk about their team's players, but holy schmoly that almost made me turn the game off.

[Aviation Pro]

5. You're a better person if you spend time with a 22-year old....

...who just happens to be a member of the lucky genetic-freak sperm club?

Puhleeze, the hyperbole of sports is such a long suck.

[deaniac21]

25. No Kidding, you'd think he was Obama or something.

[NeedleCast]

16. You should listen to Bret Musburger talk about anything relating to USC or Pete Carol

[screembloodymurder]

20. By your analysis Utah should be #1.

They'd get my vote too.

[deaniac21]

23. Unnatural?

[bullwinkle428]

33. The most hilarious thing about the announcers was when,

just after they'd finished with their 10-minute tongue bath of how the sun rises and sets on him and he poops pink ice cream into the mouths of the hungry, he got nailed by the refs for unsportsmanlike conduct - taunting an Oklahoma player once it was clear that Florida was going to win!

[chemp]

6. God likes me better!

That's why my team won.

No hard work. No dedication. No teamwork. No coaching.

God did it.

Why try?

[zbdent]

7. so why aren't the religious colleges the perennial champions

of college football?

[Syrinx]

8. congratulations on your eyesight!

If that distracted the shit out of you, you are very lucky. Your vision is impressive!

[trumad]

10. Dude--- they showed his big mug thorughout the game...

And with my HD TV, it wasn't hard to see.

[zbird]

9. Earlier in the season he had Phil 4:13...

"I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me."

[Captain Hilts]

11. Wonder if he'll get invited to speak at the inauguration? nt

[Lint Head]

12. He looks like the Anti-Christ.

Tebow spelled backwards is Wobet.

:dem:

[KharmaTrain]

13. Did God Beat The Over/Under??

For once I'd love to see a player on a losing team get in front of microphones and say "well god damned us today...he wanted us to lose". It's always amazing how "god shines" over the winning team and the losers must have been sinners needed to be vanquished. Be glad they weren't smote.

As one who doesn't give a chit about college football...wake me up when it's not the same old tames in the national championship...I find this stuff more amusing than annoying as let's see how this boy's "god" treat him when his team loses or he finds himself facing a real world who doesn't give a rats ass how far he can throw a football.

[NeedleCast]

14. Tebow is actually a pretty good guy

I say this as an agnostic who borders on Atheism. He's not one of these guys who just walks around being annoyingly religious. He walks the walk. He's fed hungry children in Malasia and worked in an orphanage in the Phillipines, among other things. Dude has done more charity work at age 21 than most people will do in a life time. Most kids spend their teen years playing video games. He spent them mostly doing charity work.

Yeah, I get a little annoyed at the constant religious referencing, but at least his heart seems in the right place, so maybe we can cut him a little slack.

[Ikonoklast]

18. I think he's religiously insane.

http://outsports.com/jocktalkblog/2008/05/05/tim-tebow-circumcision-expert/

His creepy factor is through the roof, in spite of all the good he does.

[Lars39]

21. Yep, that fits my definition, too.

:o

[Mad_Dem_X]

32. Holy cow!

Performing circumcisions, even though he has no medical training? :wtf:

[Ikonoklast]

36. Well, since he wasn't a qualified medical professional,

at least he didn't accept payment for his services and undermine his amateur standing.









But I heard he kept all the tips.


:hide:

[defendandprotect]

46. Desperately needed circumcision surgeries . . . ???? HELP....!!!!

“The first time, it was nerve-racking,” he said. “Hands were shaking a little bit. I mean, I’m cutting somebody. You can’t do those kinds of things in the United States. But those people really needed the surgeries. We needed to help them.”

[argonchloride]

43. Yeah, he's a sweetie...running around the world saving heathens.

:puke:

[madinmaryland]

15. At least he's not using steroid!!

:rofl:

[spanone]

17. over the top

[Fumesucker]

19. I wonder what the reaction would have been if Pat Tillman

Were to have put "there is" "no god" under his eyes during a game?

I suspect it would be a bit different..

[donco6]

22. His eyes would have been fuzzed out.

You know they would.

[Fumesucker]

24. Sadly, I think you may be right. n/t

[deaniac21]

27. Tillman was known for putting targets under his eyes.

[Fumesucker]

29. Gad! That's eerily prophetic.. n/t

[MadHound]

26. It is my sincere hope that Tebow is drafted by a really bad team

Where he will rot and fade into obscurity within a year or two. I'm getting sick of having the pretentious, hyper religious ass shoved down my throat by every sportscaster out there.

[bullwinkle428]

31. The irony would be delicious if he turned into the second coming

of Ryan Leaf!!! :evilgrin:

[SidDithers]

28. Tim Tebow once got blackjack with only one card...

http://www.timtebowfacts.com/facts.html

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=215&topic_id=53597&mesg_id=53597

But my favourite is still "Tim Tebow once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. "

:rofl:

Sid

[Fleshdancer]

34. Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

That site is HILARIOUS!!! I just hope Chuck Norris doesn't find out about it.

:rofl:


- Tim Tebow grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

- It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

- Tim Tebow doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

- For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one.

- Tim Tebow saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endandered species list so they wouldnt get cocky.

[peekaloo]

30. Yeah but when he travels abroad those read

"Free Circumcisions"

[Vickers]

35. JESUS WEARS NIKE!!!

:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

[saltpoint]

37. THE GATORADE GOSPEL, by Tim Tebow.

[cobalt1999]

38. As an atheist, I can cut him some slack.

Mainly because he actually tries to live some of the teachings in the bible. He does charity work, spends his limited free time in 3rd world orphanages, and stays out of trouble.

The Christians I have no respect for are the ones who go to church, but piss on the poor, protest against things like abortion/gay marriage, etc.

If all Christians behaved like Tebow, then they wouldn't be so hypocritical and annoying.

[w8liftinglady]

41. I agree with you 100%

[JohnnieGordon]

45. I think you're probably right

I've heard he's so straight-laced he doesn't even date, I guess because he's opposed to premarital sex. Which has prompted gay rumors, because obviously with his face and body he could get tons of hot women if he wanted them.

Of course if he does end up saying anything about gays or whatever, deal's off.

[MilesColtrane]

39. He's got that weird, wall-eyed, Tom Brady look.

Guess we'll have to wait until he gets his girlfriend knocked up to see if he'll do the right thing.

[Strelnikov_]

40. And when he hits the Pros

You know Hartman, goodie-two-shoes is fidgeting around like a one-legged cat trying to bury shit on a frozen pond, until old Seth fixes him a couple of pink poontang specials. You know, that crazy drink that I fix for stewardesses? Two shots out of that and Hartman is shot to shit, freaked out. I mean, I never saw a guy having so much fun and crying at the same time!

[defendandprotect]

42. This is another sign of how fearful organized patriarchal religion is . . .

that thinking people actually understand what it's all about--!!

Just another form of advertising via Tebow ---

[RB TexLa]

44. 1st the NCAA doesn't operate the bowl games, 2ed what concern what the NCAA have over it?