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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:36 AM
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Here's what the folks at the "Rapture Ready" site think of Gaza: (sick)
isnt this so exciting.. ever since the war began i've been so glued to the computer readin RR news... i agree with you there that we are so outta here shortly. I dont think the word soon is plausible anymore,but shortly does so fit into whats happening right now.. ground invasion...wow! rapture here we come!

Tomorrow is Sunday. Would it not be wonderful to be sitting in church one moment, and then the next to be raptured with the rest of the congregation?

I am so glad we are all here to watch it together.
4EverHis--yippeee!!

Been praying throughout the day. Additionally, as I see video of Israeli soldiers, I pray that at least some if not all will come to repentence and realize that Jesus is their Messiah--before they step firmly into harm's way.

May we remember to always love each other.

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=73705&page=6

I read one post about the killing being horrible.
There are pages of posts like this.


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thunder rising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:44 AM
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1. A disapointment it will be when they walk out after services to find they are the only ones left.
Something tells me Gods yardstick of righteousness is different from theirs.
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 12:10 PM
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9. That's exactly what's going to happen. n/t
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MannyGoldstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:45 AM
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2. Rick Warren Likely Thinks Something Similar
So disappointing.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:46 AM
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3. "woopie we`re all go`n die!"........
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:48 AM
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4. I doubt if Country Joe and the Fish
are in their hymnal.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:48 AM
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5. My fantasy with these clowns
is to fill about 50 assorted sex dolls with helium and release them as they come out of church. They'll be jumping up and screaming and nothing will happen to them.
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 12:27 PM
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11. ...........
:spray: :rofl:


Please, please, PLEASEEEEEE take video if you ever decide to live out your fantasy because I'd LOVE to see that!

:hi:

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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 12:30 PM
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12. I would SOOOOOOOO love to see that.
Fuck.

I'd PAY to see that.....

:rofl:
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pleah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 01:21 PM
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13. I would love to see that!
:rofl:
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 02:02 PM
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21. OMG....
I'd contribute to the sex doll and helium fund to make that happen.

Better yet, find a church adjacent to an adult book store and release the balloons from behind the book store.

:spray:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 02:10 PM
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23. I see that you were a fan of SIX FEET UNDER like me
That was a great transition set up
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anonymous171 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 04:55 PM
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25. OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE DO THAT!
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anigbrowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:02 PM
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27. Hmmm, that sounds distinctly achievable....
I'll put it on my list of 'foolish but entertaining things to do after I'm rich', since I don't have a few thousand to throw at a practical joke right now. But it's so amusing that it makes a good motivator!
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 08:35 AM
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33. That would be absolutely hilarious. Throw Ashton Kutcher in...
and that would make for a four-star episode of Punk'd.

I'm sure the reason they don't do it is because some of these morons would pull out .38s and suicide themselves and their families when they see they're not ascending.
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:48 AM
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6. insane little ratfuckers. I detest these sick fucks.
I want to see them miserable.
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 01:55 PM
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19. They already are.
They're what we would call miserable excuses for human beings.
How horrible it would be to hate this life so much that the only thing that makes you happy is the thought of its end.
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 11:51 AM
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7. they have been doing that for years and years
everytime there is conflict in the ME, the rapture people get all excited. of course, they are sitting in living rooms eating potato chips and dip in warm homes whilst children in the ME are having their legs blown off. their tune would change pretty quickly if a bomb went off next to the Lazyboy they are sitting in as they type.
Falwell, Robertson, all the crazies eat this shit up.
of course, all the Jews are damned nonetheless unless they acceptthelordjesuschristastheirpersonalsaviour.
they think if the Temple on the Mount is blown up, then Armegeddon begins, thats their fantasy.
thats also what the preachers tell them.
they salivate, then get disappointed when they arent raptured.
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 12:07 PM
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8. If my rapture understanding is up to par, they are missing a step.
The Third Temple has to built on the Temple Mount where the
Al Aqsa Mosque presently sits. They aren't going anywhere yet,
much to my dismay.
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 12:11 PM
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10. Even if the world is left a smoldering ruin, they will still believe in the prophecies
This is what is so damned disturbing: No matter the outcome, they will always cling to their belief that the "Rapture" is just around the corner. Repeatedly since Year 0 believers have claimed that the Rapture was imminent, only to be proven wrong. But instead of admitting that their prophecies were wrong, they simply tweaked their beliefs to reboot the prophecy again and again over the past 2,000 years.

Regardless of what happens or doesn't happen in Israel, we will always have these Koolaid drinkers among us.


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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 01:27 PM
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16. Theology is infinitely elastic.
It accomodates everything so there is nothing that can happen to make them question it.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 01:23 PM
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14. They are delusional.
There is no such thing as the Rapture in the Bible. I feel sorry for them.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 01:25 PM
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15. Ultimately, the US backing of Israel is religious.
On some metaphysical level it seems they can do no wrong. I don't even know if people realize how irrational it is to treat Israel so differently than any other nation.

These fundies are totally out of touch with the real message of Christianity... as well as being out of touch with reality. God does not delight in the slaughter of innocents.

And I doubt Israeli soldiers are thinking about converstion to Jesus on the front lines.
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Enthusiast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 01:45 PM
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17. Amen! nt
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anonymous171 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 01:49 PM
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18. Says "May we remember to always love each other."
After cheering for the deaths of innocents. :wtf: "Blessed are the peacemakers" doesn't apply here I guess.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 01:58 PM
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20. Love each other applies only
to the small circle of likeminded people they surround themselves with. They are incapable of feeling love for a fellow human being who is suffering, unless it contributes to their selfish view of the world.
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Kansas Wyatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 02:04 PM
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22. The only "rapture" these sick freaks of nature need, is to...
Be escorted to padded cells for a very long stay.
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bertman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 03:38 PM
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24. Those people are EEEEDEEEYUTTTSS!!!
Edited on Sat Jan-10-09 03:38 PM by bertman
Edited for spelling

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Sheltiemama Donating Member (892 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 05:57 PM
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26. God to RR-ers: "That's an interesting assumption."
If there is such a thing as the Rapture, I suspect some people are going to be mighty surprised to realize God left them behind.
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a la izquierda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:11 PM
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28. Saw a commercial the other day...
Edited on Sat Jan-10-09 06:11 PM by michele77
for some organization. Essentially, it was calling on Christians to send money for Israel to stop these "terrorists". Before I could recover from my absolutely shock, my husband started berating the TV. OOh, I was pissed.
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soulcore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:15 PM
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29. You must mean this nice little piece of propaganda.
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a la izquierda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 08:04 AM
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31. That's the very one!
:puke: is right.
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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-10-09 06:19 PM
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30. The last time Israel bombed Lebanon
one of the "ladies" over there posted that she was so happy she was going to see Jesus that she went & got her hair & nails done! Seriously! People were dying & being blown to bits & this bitch was celebrating by getting a perm & a mani-pedi!! :grr:

That thread went on for a long time before whoever moderates that board deleted it. Too many folks (like those of us at DU) were linking to it & exposing those nuts for what they are, I guess.

dg
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ogneopasno Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 08:09 AM
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32. My favorite bumper sticker says "Come the rapture, we'll have the earth to ourselves" with a coupla
Wiccan symbols on it.
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-12-09 08:46 AM
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34. Please God get out your heavenly Hoover
and dispatch these fundamentalist morons off the planet now.
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