There's a monkey waxing poetic on my teevee...

[CoffeeCat]

Such a wistful monkey...

[babylonsister]

1. Romper Room. I see Jay, Ann, blahblahblah. More than sad. nt

[yy4me]

2. Turned it off. My head aches this morning, no need to make it

worse.

[CoffeeCat]

3. Awww...monkey give press verbal hug...

Says he's always respected them.

Throws them bananas.

[CoffeeCat]

4. Monkey seems sad about leaving his house...

Doesn't want tire swing in Rose Garden to come down.

Sad monkey.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

6. The thing about monkeys is...

Try as they might, they cannot stop themselves from flinging poo or masturbating in public. He's do it again before he leaves.

[babylonsister]

7. Poo flinging in progress. nt

[CoffeeCat]

5. Monkey want "sustainable cease fire"

Monkey lie.

[cali]

8. I wish we'd stop insulting lovely, intelligent monkeys by comparing

this lump to them.

[CoffeeCat]

9. Monkey says he wants peace...

Monkey is psychopathic liar who is oblivious to his own glaring hypocrisy.

Bad monkey!

[saltpoint]

10. In just such a moment, I urge others to tune out Dubya and

instead watch The Teletubbies.

They know more words and are a lot better self-realized.

[peekaloo]

16. Good advice but Tinky Winky is no match for Drinky Drinky.

:-)

[saltpoint]

20. LOL! What fun it would be if one of the press corps would ask

Dubya to his face, "Sir, are you drunk right now?"

[JHB]

11. Lancelot Link reruns? n/t

[peekaloo]

12. Monkey gettin' a tad agitated

now it's time for levity....Monkey not good with names

[CoffeeCat]

13. Monkey joke with reporter from CNN...

Monkey no comedian (except when he's opening giant, red Chinese doors).

[Earth Bound Misfit]

66. Heh...

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. Suzanne

Heh Heh
It's taken me, what? 6 years, uh, eight years to get your name right... Heh heh

He is seriously fucked up. He's drunk.

[spanone]

15. he's such a philosufffeerrr

[CoffeeCat]

17. Monkey joke again with reporters!

Where's Marlin Perkins and his giant tranquilizer gun, when you need him?

[spanone]

18. someone PLEASE throw a shoe at this fucking idiot

[CoffeeCat]

19. History will judge the surge...says defiant monkey!

Monkey insist surge was brave!

Insane monkey!

[lonestarnot]

21. Is it over yet? Promise this is really final! FINAL FINISHED OVER FUCKER!

[Subdivisions]

22. 'This problem started before my presidency...' Yeah, right!

Also, he said he inherited a recession and he's ending in a recession. What an idiot.

[MiniMe]

23. "I inherited a recession"

Bullshit.

[spanone]

24. he's real modest, isn't he?

:sarcasm:

[babylonsister]

26. Polishing. nt

[CoffeeCat]

25. OHhhhhhhhh....bad, delusional monkey say...

"I started my Presidency with a recession and I'm ending it with a recession."

No fault of monkey! No! No!

I help economy!

I good monkey!

(We step away from monkey slowly...We treat monkey like lunatic with hand grenade. Back away slowly...No sudden movements)

[Yes We Did]

28. That's when I turned it off.

And I only had it on for 30 seconds.

[spanone]

oh, now he's comparing himself to abe lincoln..

[peekaloo]

35. Ape Lincoln

[CoffeeCat]

27. Monkey say America love him!

People love monkey!

They pet him!

Happy monkey no understand angry, bad people.

These people undignified.

They no understand genius monkey!

[peekaloo]

29. Everybody loves the Monkey!

[spanone]

30. this man is a classic rich fucked up kid who did nothing wrong

the truth is he did nothing

[CoffeeCat]

31. Monkey likes monkey image in mirror!

Monkey thinks he is brave!

Monkey proud of his murdering self!

[CoffeeCat]

32. Monkey says he's quitting the circus!

No more bright lights for monkey!

No more monkey press conferences!

Monkey go clear brush in Texas.

[spanone]

33. monkey flings legacy poo

[CoffeeCat]

34. Monkey says "Wall Street got drunk!"

Monkey says he knows that feeling...every day!

[bullwinkle428]

36. So much for discussing the U.S. Attorney situation!

[bullwinkle428]

37. Mission Accomplished was misinterpreted?

[CoffeeCat]

Monkey comments on Katrina...

Monkey wonders if he should have landed his big airplane in New Orleans.

Then, says he shouldn't have landed big plane.

Monkey comes to conclusion: Katrina handled perfectly!

(Let's beat monkey with a car antenna)

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

40. Laughing here.

[Odin2005]

48. LOL, you owe me a new keyboard!

:rofl:

[bullwinkle428]

38. Katrina issue - what a fucking buffoon!

[spanone]

39. he didn't land in new orleans to help the people....ok

[MiniMe]

47. Actually, I agree that he shouldn't have landed

But he should have paid attention to what was going on, which he didn't

[spanone]

41. i don't need time to judge you, junior

[Lochloosa]

42. There is a monkey coming out of my radio....bad radio...bad.

[Odin2005]

43. So much BS spin, so little time!

Off to The Hague with you, *Dumbass. Same goes with your puppeteer Darth Cheney, too. :puke:

[CoffeeCat]

44. Monkey say, "No judge me now! Wait more years!"

Monkey is oblivious to his failures, which glare like shiny gems in the sunlight---burning
our retinas and searing our optic nerves like charred hamburgers.

(I'm sorry. If I don't joke about all of this...I may go insane. I mean...more insane than I am now).

[spanone]

45. the whole world loves monkey

[spanone]

46. international criminal court....now you're talking monkeyman

[CoffeeCat]

49. Monkey says he strong! No want to be popular!

Money ruin environment and destroy economy even if Americans don't appreciate genius of monkey!

[hatrack]

50. Evasive monkey, shallow monkey, non-responsive monkey, slurring monkey

Where's the Main in the Yellow Suit when you need him?

[blogslut]

51. Whoa

The press was alarmingly silent during that last bit of rant from Bush.

I can't figure out if it was for reverence, disbelief or just to make sure the cameras and audio recorders pick up every. single. word.

[nolabear]

52. Sic 'im Helen!

Oh I DO hope Helen gets the last question.

[nolabear]

53. Gotta hand it to him

He's a world class externalizer. "Not me, not my fault, not my problem, not the way you think, nonononononononononono."

Just go.

[peekaloo]

54. he has enjoyed hisself! been fun!

where are the fucking shoes?

[CoffeeCat]

55. Monkey say being President exciting! Every day joyous!

Murdering innocent children fun for monkey!

Monkey feel joy when he dismantle democracy!

Monkey feel happy when he collapse economy!

Monkey tired from eight years of joy.

[bullwinkle428]

56. If this thing went any longer, the fucker was going to start singing "My Way"!

[azmouse]

57. Monkey gone in one week!!!

:party:

[CoffeeCat]

58. Monkey asked about Katrina AGAIN. Monkey frown!

Monkey say all fine in New Orleans!

Angry monkey!

Monkey say schools are good!

Mad, mad monkey!

Monkey say he build and help...four years later!

Monkey say he was not slow! Monkey say, look at helicopter drivers! They not slow!

(Monkey sick)

[nolabear]

59. Katrina...

Bastard!

[CoffeeCat]

60. Monkey say he 'type A' personality...

(A stand for "asshole.")

Monkey says he quit drinking.

Monkey lie like dog.

[merh]

61. This man is some scarey shit

he is having a mental breakdown on live television - what a legacy he leaves behind!

[CoffeeCat]

62. Monkey say he no had REAL vacation!

He work in Crawford!

He ride mountain bike to forget!

[CoffeeCat]

63. Monkey say he tried to love.

Monkey tried to unite.

Monkey sad that DC so mean and angry.

No love for monkey.

Monkey try so hard.

[CoffeeCat]

64. Monkey say to America--not my fault. I proud of self.

Monkey narcissistic sociopath.

[CoffeeCat]

65. Monkey gone.

America exhales.