So what was the shrub's missed true calling?

[primavera]

Plainly administration is not GWB's natural gift, which to my mind begs the question: at what would he have been gifted? What was his true vocation whose call he should have heeded? Public lavatory cleaner? Psycho killer? Professional crack head? Post your suggestions!

[Poll_Blind]

1. Commissioner of baseball. Which is what he WILL do after the...

...presidency.

PB

[ananda]

Yeah, baseball has definitely had its day.

Time for the most successful failure ever
to bring it down.

[Poll_Blind]

25. After destroying the office of the American Presidency for dinner, destroy its pastime for dessert.

PB

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Slimey used car salesman.

[jobycom]

3. He found it. Crime. He's very successful at it, like many sociopaths.

I just wish he'd have chosen a different area of crime to specialize in.

[notadmblnd]

4. skid row bum?

[zeemike]

5. Professional frat boy drunk n/t

[Flabbergasted]

57. Yep. Drunk trust fund kid. nt

[Botany]

6. cocaine induced stroke or liver failure

Anything less is not good enough

[Jackpine Radical]

7. Town drunk.

[flvegan]

16. Dammit, you beat me to it.

[Jackpine Radical]

21. There's still time for me to delete it.

What's it worth to you?

[flvegan]

26. I dunno.

I'm starting to think that the more votes for "town drunk" the better.

[Jackpine Radical]

34. Under the circumstances, I'm happy to share.

[woodsprite]

31. Here's another vote for "town drunk". n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

8. Shit shoveler.

[Warpy]

9. Yes man at a car dealership

He's the nitwit son in law kept to glad hand all the prospective suckers but somebody else has to seal the deal because he always fucks up the paperwork.

[WI_DEM]

10. the only thing he was ever good at was being a falling down drunk frat boy

[AndyA]

11. Aborted embryo.

The world would have been a better place...

[primavera]

13. That's it!

Poster boy for why abortion needs to remain legal! Bravo! :applause:

[polly7]

12. Toxic waste inspector .............. naked, with only his brain for guidance. n/t

[primavera]

14. I keep thinking of the Monty Python skit...

... in which Ken Shabby (Michael Palin) is being grilled by his girlfriend's father (Graham Chapman) about his profession and he explains that he's a public lavatory cleaner, but it does have promotion potential: in five years, they give him a brush.

[polly7]

19. LOL!

eta: maybe in five years they can send him over to Irag with a skimmer and a plastic bag for all those polluted rivers.

[flvegan]

15. Town drunk.

[pipi_k]

17. Big juicy, noisy, fart

the added benefit to this being that within ten minutes he's gone...


:7

[MineralMan]

27. Ten minutes? You haven't met my brother-in-law.

His farts are toxic for hours...

[pipi_k]

49. Sorry to hear that...maybe this would help...

http://www.shopwiki.com/detail/q=stomach_gas_problems_excess_fart_filter_charcoal_underwear/d=stomach_gas_problems_excess_fart_filter_charcoal_underwear/jumpToFirst=true/


:fistbump:

[R. P. McMurphy]

18. ineffectual despot? n/t

[Myrina]

20. Low-Level Mafia Bag Man

... he seems to have enough of the 'affable' quality that street-criminals need to make their collections, and he's also psycho enough to chop someone's fingers off without a second though when the need arises.

[graywarrior]

22. Drug dealer

[madamesilverspurs]

23. In a word,

bumblefuck.

[MiniMe]

24. Used car salesman

[SammyWinstonJack]

29. I know plenty of used car salesmen. And you insult them by comparing them to bu$h.

x( None of them are sociopaths/narcissistic pathological liars!

[MiniMe]

36. Apologies to honest used car salesman

However, Bush would be a slimeball used car salesman. He would lie about every fact about the car. I'm assuming your friends are the honest types.

[SammyWinstonJack]

39. Thank you.

:-)

[MineralMan]

28. Walmart Greeter

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

30. The one he's been successful at. Shoe salesman.

[busybl]

32. town drunk

[primavera]

33. There seems to be strong support for this career...

Perhaps we should send him our recommendation. Dallas wouldn't be a bad place to be a town drunk, either - relatively warm winters for when you're sleeping it off under a bridge.

[Stevenmarc]

35. Bush's true calling... only 6 words needed

Do you want fries with that?

[primavera]

43. That's been my dream too

[moondust]

37. Shoe salesman.

"At the World's Feet"

[OwnedByFerrets]

38. If he hadnt been born rich, he would be pushing shopping carts

in from the parking lot in the rain at WallyWorld. And that is disrespectful of those who do, so I apologize now.

[peekaloo]

40. Proctologist.

he seems to have surrounded himself with assholes for years.

[madokie]

41. honey wagon operator

honey wagon = used in the emptying of septic systems, in case anyone didn't already know that :-)

[alfredo]

42. Fluffer

[primavera]

44. Oh, good one! n/t

[alfredo]

51. He'll fail at that too, though it wasn't due to a lack of enthusiasm.

[krispos42]

59. That takes skill and endurance

So that's not going to work out well.



However, as the fluffer's gofer, he stands a chance.

[alfredo]

66. Still needs supervision.

[GinaMaria]

45. jail bird

If he were another man's son, that's where he would have been all along.

[mountainvue]

46. Baseball commissioner. n/t

[tjwash]

47. part time janitor in a telephone booth

[lonestarnot]

48. Fucker Upper.

[baldguy]

50. Asst Manager at Rite-Aid

He would have been Manager, but they can't trust him with the keys.

[alsame]

52. Village Idiot.

[Buck Laser]

53. Oh, let's give him his due--president of local Rotary Club.

[foxfeet]

54. Hemorrhoid.

[ColbertWatcher]

55. Local weatherman.

He could host store openings, wear funny hats while reading words written by others.

Maybe he could do sports, just so long as he doesn't have to do any real reporting, but stay on TV.

[Buns_of_Fire]

56. Anything profiled on "Dirty Jobs" would do. n/t

[krispos42]

58. Madoff's gofer n/t

[Iggo]

60. SPEED BUMP. (N/T)

[madamesilverspurs]

61. Best worst example

[Ex Lurker]

62. He could have been a successful insurance agent or some such

probably president of the Rotary Club in his spare time. Unfortunately for him and us, his name and connections launched him into higher strata than he was capable of functioning in.

[Edweird]

63. A bad example/warning to others...

[hamsterjill]

64. I can picture him with a late night infomercial...

Yeah, I use Extenze...and yeah, dude, it's bigger.

[Stinky The Clown]

65. Fluffer for people about to make far right wing political commercials

[Hubert Flottz]

67. The only government job bush could really do would be...

Crash Test Dummy...

[smokey nj]

68. Crash Test Dummy