Three words sum up Fuckface's final presser:

[Stinky The Clown]

"Not My Fault"

[jaksavage]

1. See ya, suckers. nt

[Touchdown]

2. You forgot the * after Fuckface.

We're not sure how history will regard Fuckface, so there will always be a * after the word Fuckface in all the history books to come.

Good name BTW.:applause:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. Time to cue up the "Now watch this drive" clip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3p9y_OEAdc

[JuniperLea]

4. Just like a kid...

Caught hitting his sibling... I was just swinging my arm like this... not my fault she got a black eye.

[lonestarnot]

5. "I'm an asshole."

[DemoTex]

6. Three more words: "I got mine!"

"So long suckers!"

[daninthemoon]

7. and the word he used repeatedly: he was dissapointed by...

how does he think we view him? oh, just a few loud people, but everyone else still loves him, right? flippin sociopath.

[MichiganVote]

8. Don't Blame Me!

[spanone]

9. go fuck yourselves

[lame54]

10. "Ha ha ha"

[TNOE]

11. Two Words:

"SO WHAT"

That's the mantra - so what.

We lied to start a war - so what.

We killed 4,000+ American Soldiers - so what.

We were warned over 50 times by every country in the world that 9/11 was coming and we did nothing - so what.

We've killed millions in our war for lies - so what.

We bankrupted the nation - so what - we got ours.

We broke the law, we threatened, we killed, we destroyed the Constitution and Bill of Rights and we got away with it - so what.

We practiced rendition and we tortured - so what.

We claimed to be "christian" when in fact we were pure evil - so what.

We nearly destroyed America - so what. That fact that we didn't get everything we wanted is what we're pissed off about. We had bigger plans that didn't work, otherwise you would all be imprisioned and enslaved. There are cities still standing that weren't supposed to be.

WHY? BECAUSE WE ARE THE ELITE - WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU, AND WE KNOW IT. YOU ARE JUST PEASANTS. NOTHING TO US.

[lame54]

12. "Me like bananas"

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. My Mission's Accomplished.

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. Well I bet he's still sore over not getting social security privatize for his Wall St. bidness buds.

But then he did manage to steal 700b for them/from us and THANK GOD IT PASSED! :silly:

[Supply Side Jesus]

15. From the Party of Personal Responsibility!

The personification of Republican

[CLANG]

16. FUCK YOU ALL!

[machI]

17. Gimme a Drink

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[Contrary1]

18. "Move over, Nixon."

I have taken your place as the worst president ever.