Alan Keyes Goes Stark Raving Insane (Birther Alert)

[WeDidIt]

Yes, Alan Keyes is officially a member of the Birth Certificate Cult via a lawsuit.

Watch him be stark raving insane in this video where he prophesies doom and gloom if Obama is sworn in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0sQroiCYNc

All that's missing is him actually wearing the tin foil hat.

HEy Alan, Obama has PRESENTED HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

HEy Alan, WHERE'S YOUR SOURCE FOR THE MILLION DOLLAR FIGURE TO DEFEND AGAINST THESE CASES???

Hey Alan, NON-PARTISAN GROUPS HAVE VERIFIED THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!

Hey Alan, THE STATE OF HAWAII VERIFIES THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!

HEy Alan, seek professional help!

[SmileyRose]

1. Snort - well Alan was never wrapped that well to begin with.

[WeDidIt]

9. The beauty is, Keyes will never be on mainstream television again

Those who became 9/11 Truthers were shunned from mainstream TV and now, the Birthers are experiencing the same thing.

Even Faux Snooze won't touch this whacko crap.

[billyoc]

2. I wish we had a thousand more just like--

Oh, boy... :rofl:

[cali]

3. Alan Fuckwad Keyes has never been anything but stark raving and repulsive

I hate that piece of shit.

[AlCzervik]

4. Ain't no crazy like Alan Keyes crazy cause Alan Keyes crazy don't stop.

and the way he talks through his nose, it's like a bonus.

[YOY]

10. Whoop! Whoop!

Alan, Put you hands in the a-air! Wave 'em 'round like ya just don't ca-are!



Oh wait...he can't.

[gratuitous]

5. Marking for later

But for Alan Keyes to "go" stark raving insane, he'd be on the shortest trip since an electron made its quantum jump.

[bluestateguy]

6. It's not patriotic to criticize the president

President. Patriotism. Country.

[SmileyRose]

13. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Oh lordy, when Obama is sworn in and all official I'm going to gently but consistently remind the freeps surrounding me about that little nugget. LOL

[47of74]

7. Alan's gone off the deep end

[nevergiveup]

8. Palin/Keyes 2010

[JHB]

11. Goes?

That ship sailed ages ago.

[backscatter712]

12. Birthers make endless entertainment!

And Alan Keyes the birther is comedy gold!!! :rofl:

[MiniMe]

14. Still smarting over his Senate loss to Obama?

Hey Alan, how about you provide some proof of Illinois citizenship before you run for Senator there.

[drmeow]

15. Saying Keyes has gone insane

is like saying that rain has gone wet, granite has gone hard, feathers have gone soft and light, etc.