I got this email from my Mom today...

[FourScore]

An old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

[JuniperLea]

1. Hehe! I got that last week...

And passed it along to a lot of people:)

[glowing]

2. I've gotten it a few times now.. tickles me eveytime.

[The Doctor.]

3. This one pops up at the end of every administration.

Always funny, but particularly poignant this time around.

[Mugweed]

4. Beats the e-mail I got from my wife's dad

It was a picture of watermelons growing in front of the Whitehouse. Stay classy...

[BR_Parkway]

5. Got it - replied "well that'll be the first productive thing from the White

House in 8 years"

Didn't get any response back....

[RebelOne]

6. Got that last year. It's an oldie but a goody.