I Am Watching George W. Bush's Farewell Speech. This Is Actually Happening.

[WilliamPitt]

Pinch me.

...Ha! My fiancee just fired a deep and throaty "Fuck you!" at the television.

That's possibly the last time anyone will ever tell my television to go fuck itself because Bush is on the screen.

This is actually happening.

[spanone]

1. human excrement speaks

[WilliamPitt]

2. Film at 9/11.

[liberalmuse]

3. I can't watch it.

I almost destroyed the tv the past few nights and I think my neighbors are now convinced they're living by a very scary crazy woman. I'm so glad the fucker is gone in a few days.

[Lebam in LA]

14. LOL

I can hear my neighbors laughing as I contune screaming at the tv. I had to mute it. I just can't listen anymore. I am going to bust an artery

[malaise]

4. An echo was heard around the globe as

millions shouted the same thing.

I find it hard even hearing him - what a complete moron.

[Dennis Donovan]

5. Have you ever seen anyone polish a turd so furiously?

:D

[panader0]

8. LOL that's funny............

[Gman]

6. How many "fuck you"'s are being fired at their TV's around the world

at this very moment? I suspect millions upon millions.

[Lebam in LA]

17. more like a billion or two

[H2O Man]

7. This, too, shall pass. n/t

[sohndrsmith]

9. sorry to hear it. I was hoping people would turn away. No reason to watch

this idiot live so he can boast about viewer numbers. It will be taped and replayed everywhere. There is little we can do in retaliation against this nitwit, but dismissing him and not watching - if done in large numbers - would be an action of protest that is one of the only ways we could be heard.

Doesn't look like that's happening, though. I'm watching a show about sloths, myself... it's a lot more interesting and useful as far as I'm concerned. If I am determined to see Bush's speech at some point, I'll be able to do so after the fact. I'm not adding to his numbers - even though it doesn't matter unless we did it collectively. I feel better on principle. : )

I hope you have some tylenol around - there is no way the experience will be painless.

Enjoy...! ... or something... : )

[bigtree]

10. sound down

I'm filling in the words for him

[Graybeard]

11. My tee-vee machine has been in danger of harm for 8 years.

Shoes and heavy objects have been moved away.

[Zorra]

12. Don't jinx us. It ain't over 'til it's over. n/t

[blonndee]

13. I'm in shock, too.

I just started crying, and I can't stop. What a relief. I'll never have to do this again. It's really, really over.

I never thought I would have this kind of reaction.

[KaryninMiami]

15. It is truly amazing- feels surreal.

I still cannot say the words President Obama without tearing up- guess it still hasn't really sunk in yet. Perhaps in DC on Tuesday it will finally become reality for me that WE DID IT.

The fact that we are all, actually watching the end of this eight year nightmare is unbelievable. I just keep saying to myself- the end is here- it's over. Light is beginning to come through now-- a new beginning is upon us.

Your fiancee is right- - and I second the motion. FUCK YOU and goodbye. Amen.

(And George- don't get any ideas about leaving the country - we are going to hold you and your buddies accountable.)

[deminks]

16. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye

adieu, adieu to you, you, you!

[Missy Vixen]

18. Oh, I hung a BA in our living room

That's right. And I have a VERY large ass.

I'm only sorry I'll probably never be able to do it in person. :mad:

Julie

[ColbertWatcher]

19. Pinch you!? Will a shotgun blast to the face work too?

[uppityperson]

20. Clueless. and GOODBYE

[JerseygirlCT]

21. I know. He's almost gone. The nightmare is really almost over

What a total schmuck.

And that's not even fair to schmucks.

[jimlup]

22. I have not watched the "President" on TV for eight years

Thank god it is almost over.

[madrchsod]

23. watch dumb fuck or blazing saddles.......

"they darker than us!"